I can tell you one thing for certain...knees and oyster beds don't mix Don't mix at all. I can also say a shot of 151 rum on a knee after it has encountered aforementioned oyster bed will make you fucking ...double fucking... jump...more than once. I could've dunked it if the rim was 50 feet high. I kid you not.

Down on my knees in pain is an understatement to say the least.

Hanging out with my mob can be dangerous.