Damn!!!

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

--Mark Twain

I've kept journals all my life. I can stack 'em in triple columns from floor to ceiling.

I was reading some of the old stuff tonight.

Amazing...can not even believe that was me.

I do have some tales.

Ann Coulter sums it up.

Just in case you were wondering.

Happy Birthday to the Grillboy.

Salute...my friend.

The Fewer Keystrokes The Better.

I embrace technology, but I'm sick and tired of having to select "Spanish" or "English" every time I swipe my debit card.

This is America. We speak English, not Spanish. If you Spanish speakers can't learn to read and speak English, go back to where you came from. Hell, just leave anyway.

Illegal immigrants are seeking millions of dollars in U.S. civil suites because they're offended that U.S. citizens (who believe as I do; if you enter my country illegally you have no rights), are holding them at gunpoint.

If you show up in my back yard, I'll drop you...with no hesitation at all.

Gives new meaning to plinking.

...and I'm saying it again.

If I ever get my hands on a comment spammer I will...*$%^#@( (#)) ^!@ ($@)_+$@*$^%

I swear to the Maker...I will **** them up. I swear on everything I hold dear.

Anyone have any idea how we could catch one? I'm serious. I want some of this scum.

I will travel anywhere on the planet. Money is not an issue. I want one. Bad.

I want to make an example out of one of 'em, and film it, and post it.

This makes me crazier than I know I am.

I believe comment spammers should die an excruciatingly painful and unhurried death.

I really do.

Bottom Line: I will finance the posse.

True...at...False.. at...

Where are you at? Where is it at?

Where the hell is the UAE at?

Just so you'll know.

Some of the people bitching at me don't know where the United Arab Emirates is at. They must not know where the Earth is at. How the hell can you bitch at something if you don't know where it's at?

It is between the "A" and the "T". The A, and the fucking T. Do you know where that is at?

Where do you live at?

Bwahathaathaathaat at!!!

I'm not at, where you think I'm at. At least, not now.

Too Funny!!!

I received a telephone call from the guy who played saxophone in this guy's band.

He said, "Man, you don't sound like Sam."

I said, "Not to worry brother, I'm a black man trapped in a white man's body."

He fell out when he heard that.

I talked to this guy for about fifteen minutes. Very cool.

I was a huge fan of Sam and Dave way back when.

I swear I can't make this shit up.

This is a MUST read.

As Laura Ingraham says, "You are going to want to print this one out."

:%s:[ ]\{33\}:Shortcut to replace your Dumb-Ass

Works every time...no matter where you are...

...The producer was a Jewish Israeli and the funding was European...

"It is a mission of the free world not to give such movies a prize."

Does this surprise you?