Today is Shrove Tuesday, which means it is Pancake Day. I'll be getting all over some blueberry and banana pancakes, and doing shots of Patron in honor of the ringing of the curfew bell.

Bad Joss not to eat pancakes today.

About bad recordings...

I took an old friend fifty miles to the airport the other day. He told me before we left, he didn't think he'd ever been faster than one-hundred miles an hour.

I took care of that.

Lord, Lord, Lord knows I took care of that.

This puppy is fun to drive...fast...it doesn't settle down until about a hundred. 140 - 150 MPH is nothing.

This thing was designed to keep pace on the Auto-Bahn. This thing is a rocket!!! A stable rocket. They should have named it a Messhersmit SM-123.

There is much to be said about German engineering.

Anyway, I'm still here.

Did you know,,,the Brier Patch is a region which most avoid?

The Brier Patch or Klach D'Kel Brakt, which is its original Klingon name, is a region in Sector 441 containing dangerous space matter including the remains of supernovae, false vacuum fluctuations, metaphasic radiation and at least two habitable planets, one of which is a Ba'ku settlement.

I didn't, but I do now.

Damn, I find this place warm and hospitable.

For all of you serious people...That was a joke.

Bwahahahahahah!!!!!

I must be missing something,,,

Is it all about the money?

What happens if we don't do this?

The sad fact about this deal is that it makes one think of that old saying that capitalists are so intent on a profit that they would eagerly sell you the rope with which you intend to hang them.

Shut 'em down? The points of entry that is. I don't think so.

I understand the deal, and I'm against it.

We can do it without the United Arab Emirates.

I personally think the Nation of Islam (and I'm not talking about Louis Farrakhan) should have absolutly nothing to do with anything American.

Have we lost our minds?

Bottom line is that we're about to outsource more than goods...security...and it will be a problem. We only need to make one mistake, and the Islamofascists know that. They are waiting in the wind.

When approved...this will be a huge mistake.

I found a Benji in the dryer.

I love my wife.

Can youi imagine what would happen if this nut were to be elected President Of The United States Of America.

I Hope They're Right.

If you think the 00 and 04 elections were "mud-slinging", wait till 08.

I think I'm about ready to start doing some bitchin' again.

I've been tagged by Eric.

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

I'm doing complete CD's, in no certain order.

1. Vivaldi: The Four Seasons

2. Dave Matthews Band: The Complete Weekend On the Rocks.
I can't stand his politics, but that band can get way down.

3. Jethro Tull: Thick As a Brick

4. Elvis Presley: Greatest Hits

5. The Allman Brothers: Live At The Fillmore East

6. The Best Of Motown: or something like that

7. Jason And The Scorchers: Reckless Country Soul

Sorry people...

I TAG:

Chou Baby, Dash, Denny, Kelley, Redneck, Sie Bitch, Zonker

And This Guy knocks the back out of it.

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