I'd rather have some home brewed Stout, or maybe some Corn Mash...but this:

The Coast Guard and Navy seized 30,000 pounds of cocaine from a boat off South America's Pacific coast this month in what authorities called the largest-ever seizure of the drug at sea.

The Navy provides warships to assist in counternarcotics operations, but military personnel are not allowed to arrest suspected drug smugglers because they are not law enforcement officers. Coast Guard teams instead make the actual arrests.

WTF is going on with that?

Let me get this straight: The U.S. Navy has you red-handed with the goods, but they have to wait for the Coast Guard to close the deal?

We need to change the rules.

I'm just saying...again.

Every time my dog puppy is in trouble, he is my dog. At all other times, he is her (my Wife's) puppy. As in, "Where's your dog?" as opposed to, "Where's my puppy?"

And you know what? He knows this.

I'm just saying...

I like this woman...she pulls no punches.

...Fuck Kerry, fuck Edwards, fuck Heinz. I'd much rather be bombing Iraq than eating overly-vinegary ketchup made in India (Speaking of which, aren't you all against jobs overseas? HA!). I'd rather be living safely than worrying about how my hair looks. I'd rather follow an honest man instead of someone who looks and talks like Lurch...

Read it all here.

"The invasion of Iraq was a profound diversion from the battle against our greatest enemy, al-Qaida," Kerry said in a speech at Temple University. "There's just no question about it. The president's misjudgment, miscalculation and mismanagement of the war in Iraq all make the war on terror harder to win."..."Iraq is now what it was not before the war, a haven for terrorists."

Profound Diversion? Our greatest enemy, al-Qaida?

Not only is Kerry misinformed beyond belief, he's desperate. He's making it up as he goes.

al-Qaida, loosely translated as "The Front", is only an umbrella for IslamoFascist Dogs.

Our enemy is radical Islam, specifically the Wahhabi Sect, not just al-Qaida.

They must be destroyed, at all costs.

Radical Islam has no borders. It is not a country.

Another enemy is John Kerry.

I’ve never been…I think I’ll go next week.

Might as well.

I need another refrigerator magnet.

You know…being a bits and bytes type of guy; I’ve got to reiterate how much Windows sucks. All versions suck…plain and simple. It doesn’t matter which version you’re running…they all suck.

If you want stability…use Linux.

I’m just saying!!!

Holy Shit!

Whoever invented the loom in ancient times must have been a radical bastard...

I have no idea what to say...you've got to read it yourself.

I sincerely hope Dan Rather is toast. Bastard.

I have to link this.

Just because I can.

I've been teaching a class for the past four days...all women. I'm done done done done. I've spent all day, every day, for the last four days with women...and business dinner's every night.

Don't get me wrong, I love women, but I was outnumbered, and I'm glad it's over.

Did you know that women communicate with each other without speaking?

Yeap, they sure do.

I heard John "Lying Sack of Shit" Kerry said today that Iraq's interim prime minister, Ayad Allawi was sent before Congress to put the "best face'' on Bush administration policy, and that Allawi's assessment contradicted reality on the ground.

My question is: How would Kerry know what the "reality on the ground" is? If he went to Iraq on a typical "Democratic Fact Finding Mission", our troops would probably kill his ass.

He then babbles on about the CIA, the fair and balanced reporting of the left wing mainstream media, the ground operations of which he is so familiar; and then says our troops tell a different story. How in the hell would he know that? John Kerry is full of shit.

It gets better:

Kerry said... the January democratic election timetable in Iraq is unrealistic.

But he didn’t say why. Started babbling about “no go” zones. What?

Kerry said... Bush's plans are blunders that show he is avoiding reality.

Kerry said... Bush let Osama bin Laden escape at Tora Bora.

Kerry said... Bush retreated from Fallujah and other communities in Iraq, which are now overrun with terrorists and threaten our troops.

Kerry said... Bush blundered again by saying there are only a handful of terrorists in Iraq.

Kerry said... I think Bush living in a make believe world.

Kerry said... he has laid out steps to win the war, not to change, not to retreat, but steps to win. What are they? He must have made 'em up last night.

Kerry said...George Bush is trying to fight a phantom here because he won't tell the American people the truth, so he sets up something that's not a real issue and attacks it.

WTF is that all about? Islamic Radical Dogs slaughtering everyone not like them are phantoms? Sawing people’s heads off is not a real issue?

Kerry said...Bush missed a huge opportunity at the United Nations this week to try to persuade leaders of other nations to join the United States in Iraq and the broader anti-terror war.

Kerry just doesn't get it...we chose to ignore the United Nations, who chose NOT TO SUPPORT the United States.

Kerry said...Bush is not providing the leadership we need, and that he (Kerry) will do a better job of dealing with Iraq and winning the war and fighting the war on terror.

I guess he means to negotiate with terrorist scumbags like he negotiated with the North Vietnamese. One trait that piece of shit Kerry has, that Bush doesn't, is experience in being a traitor.

Also, his ambulance chasing sissy pretty boy John "I Get Personal Gratification From Other Peoples Misfortune" Edwards said in a statement that Bush and Cheney...are the last two people we need a lecture from about how to keep the American people safe...

...It is the height of absurdity for Dick Cheney, a chief architect of the Iraq quagmire, to talk about the leadership needed to fix the mess in Iraq that he created.

Both of 'em are fucking losers. Double fucking losers.

You decide.

Source: AP

Bottom line: John Kerry will negotiate with the enemy. John Kerry will sell you out. John Kerry does not realize that without international security, domestic policies will not matter. John Kerry is still a traitor. John Kerry does not represent the best interests of the United States of America.

IF JOHN KERRY WINS IN NOVEMBER, WE ARE ALL IN DEEP DEEP TROUBLE!!!

Dan ain't the man. Read this.

Link via Acidman.

For KEY

Wood?

Hey Sweetie...this is me

This is a better one.

I was going to stop posting about my damn puppy dog, but today he had his first kill.

Kilt that snake dead...he did.

He is now known as "Snake Boy".

Good job Stretch

This grew overnight.

Click to enlarge.

We run a tight ship here in the Brier Patch. With the arrival of our new puppy Stretch, we've been forced to protect our assets. Depending on who is home at any given time, we've developed and tested the following configurations.

Configuration #1:

Stretch has access to his room only.

Configuration #2:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, and the dining room.

Configuration # 3:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, the dining room, and my office.

Configuration # 4:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, the dining room, and the living room.

Configuration # 5:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, the dining room, the living room, and our bedroom.

Configuration # 6:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, the dining room, the living room, and my office.

Configuration # 7:

Stretch has access to his room, the kitchen, the dining room, the living room, my office, and our bedroom.

We have from time to time had to modify these configurations, but he will never have access to the glass room or the guest bedroom.

How long is a puppy, a puppy?

He can move through these five phases in the blink of an eye, in no certain order.

1. Asleep
2. Charming Romeo
3. Terrorist
4. Bulletproof
5. Invisible

He is something else.

Here in North Carolina, we just had some major red and yellow banders blow through. 50 MPH gusts, horizontal sheets of rain, the whole nine yards.

I don't know why, but I love a good storm. My yard doesn't though, looks like I was strafed.

Question: What does an F-15 and my puppy Stretch
have in common?

Answer: They both fly, and they both SCREAM!!!

One just flew over at low altitude, and my puppy flew inside, screaming.

He still ain't right!

Chief Forecaster Sam from The Brier Patch has issued the following statement to all persons living within 100 miles of the coast in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and the Florida panhandle.

21:30 ZULU WED SEP 15 2004
16:30 EDT WED SEP 15 2004
15:30 CDT WED SEP 15 2004

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED…

I'm downtown with this.

And I'm not talking about Led Zeppelin

She has a point...actually, several points.

Give her a read.

I hate fences, always have, and always will. I believe in the “free range” approach; keep nothing in, and keep nothing out. Of course, I’m talking about dogs in suburbia, and not IslamoFascists in Israel.

My puppy Stretch, since his nuts have dropped, feels the need, the need to roam…if you know what I mean.

I have three choices:

1. Barrier fence
2. Electric fence
3. House Dog.

So, since I could never put a “shock collar” on my dog, and I don’t want a “house dog”; I’m destined to fence in his world.

Of course, I expect as soon as I do, he’ll dig under and out in less than a day.

He is resourceful.

Oh well!

Y'all head on over here and wish my Internet Chic a happy birthday!

Thanks.

AN AIR FORCE RESERVE UNIT HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT MEASURED A MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE OF 910 MB...26.87 INCHES. THIS IS THE SIXTH LOWEST CENTRAL PRESSURE ON RECORD FOR A HURRICANE IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN.

COASTAL STORM SURGE FLOODING OF 20 TO 25 FEET...LOCALLY HIGHER... ABOVE NORMAL TIDE LEVELS...ALONG WITH LARGE AND DANGEROUS BATTERING WAVES...CAN BE EXPECTED NEAR AND TO THE EAST OF WHERE THE CENTER MAKES LANDFALL

I've experienced 90 MPH winds before. But 200 is major bad JuJu...pray for the people in the path.

Long Live the Straight White Guy.

In 1972 people used typewriters. But now, the Democrats have uncovered release 0.0001 of Microsoft Word. Seems they didn't think this one through.

A few facts.

On August 12, 1981, IBM released their new computer, named the IBM PC. The "PC" stood for "personal computer" making IBM responsible for popularizing the term "PC".

The "Microsoft Disk Operating System" or MS-DOS was based on QDOS, the "Quick and Dirty Operating System" written by Tim Paterson of Seattle Computer Products, for their prototype Intel 8086 based computer. In July 1981, Microsoft purchased all rights to this operating system for $50,000.

To put this in perspective, Windows was not available for about 10 more years.

Also, the documents in question were not printed on paper with a "letterhead" ...just plain white paper with a very small "top" margin. Very strange.

I think the Democrats are so desparate, they will attempt anything to save their party.

They are done.

***UPDATE***

More Here

I blatantly ripped this from Acidman, who ripped it from The Capitalist Lion.

Top 9 things Olympic commentators wish they could take back!

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”

September 11, 2006, Mecca Nuked

Thanks to The Kommentarait

Here are the facts.

Hat tip to Linda.

Although this time, it's not Joseph Stalin.

Welcome Aboard!

Too bad it took the slaughter of at least 326 hostages and the wounding of at least 727 people for our Russian friends to get in the game. They're now looking at body parts, so the death toll will rise.

Better late than never, I guess.

IslamoFascist Dogs...they shot CHILDREN and WOMEN and MEN in the back while they were trying to escape. They stabbed babies when they ran out of bullets.

The Religion of Peace? I think not.

Personally, I think we should select an uninhabited area of an Islamic country, and detonate a small nuclear device. Show 'em what the 7th century might have been like. We tell 'em to give up the radicals, or we'll do a major city, like Tehran. No response...we nuke Tehran, with a catdaddy bomb, and vaporize about 8 million of the followers of the religion of peace.

I bet that'll work, and if not, we'll have to show 'em the true meaning of "Radical".

They started this. They changed the rules. Wait...I'm wrong...they have no rules. They are scum...

We must crush them, whatever it takes.

Wait until I'm really pissed.

I just heard on Fox News, that it costs a family of four an average of $315.00 to attend an NFL football game. That sucks.

Kinda sorta related, but I'm still pissed at these assholes.

Professional athletes make entirely too much money, and NONE OF THEM are worth it. None of 'em.

...the Core Values of American Constitutional Democracy.

And...

how the Electoral College Works.

I'm just saying...

Jim, from the Sloop New Dawn, has a great post concerning the true voice of Islam.

Read it!

The IslamoFascists nutcases who rule Iran are going to be a real problem in the not so distant future. Diplomacy has not worked. The threat of UN sanctions has not worked. Nothing has worked. You cannot negotiate with rabid dogs. These dogs take their orders directly from Allah, and has been proven time and time again, the followers of the religion of peace want nothing more than to kill everyone who is not Muslim, beginning with the Jews.

After Russia, Iran has the largest natural gas reserves on the planet. They have huge oil reserves. Do they need nuclear power to generate energy? The answer is no. Why do they want a nuclear program? The answer is to intimidate their Muslim neighbors and kill the Jews. These Mullahs are crazy, and the sooner the West realizes this, and commits to the appropriate action, the better.

We cannot, and must not, allow Iran to go nuclear. Having nuclear weapons as a deterrent, and using them, are separate issues. Today, Iran has the missile range capability to strike Israel. Tomorrow, no doubt, they will be able to hit the continental United States.

These Islamic crazies, unlike the Russians, will use a nuclear weapon at the first opportunity. Israel will be no more. They don’t care that there will be as many Muslim casualties as Jewish, they don’t care that all the Muslim states that border Israel will be affected. Islam is not a religion of peace.

Israel has vowed not to let this happen, but we’re kidding ourselves if we believe the United States will not make the final decision.

The United States will have to do it, not Israel. Be prepared.

My thoughts, assuming Bush is reelected, are that a military strike on the nuclear facilities in Iran will happen. It must happen.

If Kerry wins, the free world is in deep deep shit.

Also, don’t forget about North Korea, Kim Jong Il is a sick puppy.

Although I believe former President William Jefferson Clinton has no moral character, is a lying sack of shit, and has mislead all Americans on vital issues; I wish him no ill will.

I hope he makes a speedy and complete recovery. I mean that!

Politics and life are interesting, but death is the end. I hope he recovers and continues to challenge all of us “right thinkers”.

Heading for the beach.

John Kerry profiling in his New Boat surrounded by his "team".

Bwahhahahaha!!!

Futures contracts are agreements to deliver an amount of goods, usually commodities, at a specific price at a certain time in the future. The purpose of the futures exchanges is to allow people who do want to assume risk, such as farmers, to transfer that risk to speculators who are willing to take the risk in hopes of making big profits.

..."If this storm does hit where people are expecting, I think we still have higher to go"...

The best candidate yet for a contact by intelligent aliens.

This is interesting.

John "Ambulance Chaser" Edwards said of Zell Miller's speech:

"I think it was way over the top, it was sad"

The full text is below, and would someone please tell me what Edwards meant.

Rank these women in accending order where (A) is class, and (D) is trash.

A. Maria Teresa Thiersten Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry

B. Barbara Pierce Bush

C. Hillary Rodham Clinton

D. Laura Welch Bush