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02.29.04
Spring Cleaning Belowdecks

I was tired, but refreshed, after reading this.

I started the first round of spring-cleaning yesterday...and the only thing out of the ordinary is the snow on the ground.

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Burns Blue - Beads Clear

This is the real deal. I'm looking for an excuse to crack it.


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Leap Year - 366 Days

Just in case you were wondering:

Every year whose number is divisible by four without a remainder is a leap year, excepting the full centuries, which, to be leap years, must be divisible by 400 without a remainder. If not so divisible they are common years. 1900, therefore, is not a leap year.

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Haiti Is A Mess

Haiti has always been a mess. The natives have always been restless. Papa Doc, Baby Doc, Dick Doc, this latest clown (Iisadick); it doesn’t matter who is driving - crime, corruption, and greed has always been the norm.

I watch the news, and see all these Haitians running around like a pack of wild animals, and it makes me wonder - do the French believe in Voodoo, or has Radical Islam taken root?

I say forget the Useless Nations...The U.S. should go in and stabilize these savages once and for all. We’d be doing ‘em a favor.


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02.28.04
Which One, Al ?

It is very simplistic to say that there are “two Americas”—one for the wealthy and one for the poor.

Al Sharpton, during the last Democrat debate

…yet the Federal Election Commission has a few questions about the reverend's views on how to manage campaign financing.

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Southern Women

This is a Fact!

Southern Women will make you “weak in the knees”…especially if they have “soup cooling lips”, like my wife….

This is a compliment!!!

...more later

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A Violent Dinner

I had a violent dinner last night….I had to beat the shit out of the veal and gut the peppers. Not to mention the cheese (shredded) and eggs (liquefied). I boiled the vegetables alive.

Afterwards...I broke the plates.

Good news is – “I Won”.

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A Thought

One Taste of the Bait...is Worth the Pain of the Hook!!!

--- Webb Wilder

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02.27.04
Visa Requirements

Saudi Arabia will begin issuing tourist visas for the first time, bringing more attention to its
restrictive policies, which include banning Jews.

...and these racists complain that the entry procedures for the U. S. are too stringent.

Read more is G o o g l e's cache of http://www.sauditourism.gov.sa/sct/indexlist.php?catid=39&maincat=Travel_Tips.

Read the original visa requirements below…judge for yourself.

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Pigs, Cigars and a "Legacy"

"Senator" *spit* Hillary Clinton has managed to open her yap once again and stuck her size 20 hoof in it. This article in liberal rag *spit* Newsday *spit* shows just how arrogant this cow really is.

Debbie over at DGCI is downtown with this rant.

Click Here to read it.

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02.26.04
Here We Go Again

6" to 12"

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My Neighbor Buck

My neighbor Buck, and his wife are both 86 years of age. They’ve lived here since before there were roads. They are, in my opinion, a great couple. I hope my wife and I are as fortunate as them.

Buck still cuts his grass, trims his bushes, splits and hauls his logs for the fire, rakes his leaves, shovels the snow from his driveway, and still manages to rid the front nine of the golf course across the street of all errant golf balls. He has thousands…

My wife once said I should help him with these chores, and I told her that if I started doing that, he would die. We agree now, he’s not yet ready for help. I have offered, and was politely and sincerely turned down but that doesn’t stop us from keeping them supplied with my wife’s world-class apple, oatmeal, and raisin cookies. He said they were the best he’d ever had, and I believe him, because they are better than good. Coming from someone who is 86; that’s a hell of a compliment.

I plant a large vegetable garden every year, and they grow so many flowers their yard looks like a botanical garden. They can walk on over anytime and pick whatever they want from my garden, and they keep my house supplied with fresh-cut flowers all season long. I love the smell of fresh flowers.

Buck offered me the use of his 410 (when he learned all I had was a 12 gauge) to deal with the squirrels that were eating my garden. Most people don’t offer up their firearms to their neighbors.

They are good people.

When my wife and I travel, we leave them in charge. Buck collects our mail and any packages daily, checks the doors, and does a “walk around” of the perimeter. He also collects all the fallen sticks and limbs and deposits them in the “pile out back”.

He ENJOYS doing this, and I believe IT IS good for him.

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John Kerry - You Are A Liar

...says former Special Forces green beret Don Bendell to John Kerry.

Bendell has written a column that accuses Kerry of "rewriting history" through his 1971 testimony to Congress.

You can read it below.

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02.25.04
Know thy Enemy: Canada

Excerpt:

If a Canadian ever tries to express an opinion about America, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper while shouting, "No!" You have to catch them in the act or they'll never learn.

Follow this link.

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The Passion of Christ

No, I'm not going to post about it. But I am going to point you to a good post about it.

Good job Kelley!!!

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BAN IP 66.55.139.221

That is, unless you need a bigger DICK and like to gamble online.

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Friends and Sex in the City

For the record:

I'm proud to say...I have NEVER watched an episode of either one.

...but I am sure... I read a lot of good books during those hours.

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Cooper's Hawk

There were a lot of these where I grew up, and I've seen many "wild kingdom takedowns".

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...but I never saw anything like this.

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02.24.04
The Question

My friend KEY got me thinking with this post.

This question is for the married boy dogs.

How many of you asked your wife to marry you, as opposed to coming to a mutual conclusion that you should be married?

Me - I asked!!!!

...but I'm not stupid - I was 100 % sure of the answer.

If there is any doubt, any doubt at all, you are dumber than a box of rocks.

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All Four Stanzas

My wife has the voice of an Angel.

She was trained in Opera, and she can absolutely hit every note of The Star Spangled Banner. Every time I hear it, my throat swells up. Every time I hear her sing it, my eyes tear up.

This is a MUST READ!

Hat Tip to Bob.

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The Sounds of Nonexistent Silence

Hear That? It's the sound of critics silenced by the Patriot Act.

This is a good article by Arnold Beichman

Give it a read.


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John Frog Kerry

In 1984, Kerry said that the “issue of war and peace” remained his “passion.”

That was bullshit then, and it is bullshit now.

What condition would the U. S. be in without the B-1 bomber, the B-2, the F-15, the F-14A, the F-14D, the AH-64 Apache helicopter, the AV-8B Harrier jet, the Patriot missile, the Aegis air-defense cruiser, the Trident missile, and a reduction in the M1 Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting Vehicle, the Tomahawk cruise missile and the F-16 jet?

Hanoi John Fonda Kerry fought against what he called “the military-industrial corporate welfare complex that has relentlessly chewed up taxpayers’ dollars,” every chance he could.

…and some people want this two faced, flip-flopping, French frog looking gentleman to run this country.

Give me a break…

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The Greatest Threat

CIA Director George Tenet told the Senate Intelligence Committee today that the al-Qaeda terror group is seriously damaged but has spread its radical anti-American agenda to other Islamic extremist groups that now pose the greatest threat to the United States.

No Shit, George.

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02.23.04
Wake Up! Wake Up !

I guess I need a new category - "Reality".

Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love tells it like it is.

You must read this, The Danger of Waking from the Dark Dream.

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A Good Cigar ?

I've been actively boycotting the French since those Cheesy Weasels chose to side with Iraq. After all, the French are responsible for the deaths of Americans.

I was a member of the Rare Breed Society, and it was agonizing to learn that a French Conglomerate owns my favorite Kentucky Bourbon. No more Wild Turkey. Damn!

Anyway, I fell off the wagon. I wish I had an excuse, but I don’t. While on the French (not the Dutch) side of St. Maarten, I acquired some COHIBA - La Habana -Cuban cigars.

Now, I don't appreciate a good cigar like my friend Jim over at Smoke on the Water, but I know a good smoke when I taste one. These are good, and fresh.

I guess the problem is I bought 'em on French soil.

I screwed up, but to hell with France…

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Not the History You Were Taught In School.

The folks over at democrats give conservatives indigestion have posted the first in a continuing series of lessons you did NOT learn in Revisionist American History 101.

Very interesting - go here to read it.

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Democratic Realism

This is the speech Charles Krauthammer gave at the AIE Annual Dinner in Washington on February 10, 2004.

Excerpt:

Whether or not Iraq had large stockpiles of WMDs, the very fact that the United States overthrew a hostile regime that repeatedly refused to come clean on its weapons has had precisely this deterrent effect. We are safer today not just because Saddam is gone, but because Libya and any others contemplating trafficking with WMDs, have--for the first time--seen that it carries a cost, a very high cost.

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02.22.04
Watching My Wife

My wife is out shopping today. No big deal.

I'm logged into my bank, and can watch her purchases in real time.

Cool!

She knows this, so when I ask - "Baby, how much money did you spend?" - I always get an accurate answer to the penny.

Not that it matters; she can spend whatever she wants. She is a 10.

Gotta love Technology...

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Tracking

There are reports that we have Osama bin Laden surrounded, and are tracking his miserable ass with satellites.

This doesn’t surprise me since our government can track a mad cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also, they can track her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Go Figure!

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02.21.04
KEY - Meet Gwen

Gwen - Meet KEY

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Two Skip

A big THANK YOU to my friend Two Skip (that's his island name) for some fond memories.

I'm ready for round two....

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Crying Wolf

Once again, Charles Krauthammer nails it. This is a must read.

Excerpt:

And now, after six weeks of carpet-bombing Bush, the Democrats are shocked -- shocked! -- that the Republicans might answer back with ``negativity.''

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Tools of the Trade

This is PURE EVIL.

Little Green Footballs has this link that illustrates the latest generation of bomb vests and briefcase devices used by homicide bombers in Israel.

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Anatomy of a Blue Ribbon

Everyday, while in the islands, we awarded a blue ribbon to the person who was most likely to feel bad the following morning. As it turned out, it was just a prediction, because after a day of sun and saltwater, combined with fresh crustaceans, fish, fruit, and vegetables, you could drink as much as you wanted, and still feel fine the next morning.

This is how one of my mob earned his:

Making drinks in the dark.

Ingredients:

Nighttime
1 large opaque cup
Ice
Rum
Fruit Juices
Nutmeg

Directions – Eyeball It

Fill cup with ice
Add rum
Add everything else.
Hope for the best

These drinks were rarely balanced, as most often there was not much room in the cup for “everything else”.

He gracefully moved through the stages of Charming Romeo and Bulletproof, to become Distinctly Invisible.

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02.20.04
Blog-Roiling Over Race Issue

This was buried in a longer article...

Excerpt:

But now he's shaking up cyberspace again with his claim that two popular "bloggers" - Choire Sicha of Gawker.com and Ana Marie Cox of Wonkette.com - are guilty of subtle racism.

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John Kerry...You decide

Something is Fishy.

Following is an email I received.

Hat tip to Jack.


I was in the Delta shortly after he left. I know that area well. I know the operations he was involved in well. I know the tactics and the doctrine used. I know the equipment. Although I was attached to CTF-116 (PBRs) I spent a fair amount of time with CTF-115 (swift boats), Kerry's command.

Here are my problems and suspicions:

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02.19.04
Leaving on a Jet Plane

Godspeed Lcpl Jones'

Check this out.

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Blue Ribbons

I'm pleased to announce that everyone got at least one Blue Ribbon in the islands.

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Female Homicide Bombers

You know…I’ve been hearing a lot lately about female homicide bombers. It makes no difference whether the bomber is a man or a woman; the end result is the same, cold-blooded murder. Do not be surprised when you see the IslamoFascists use a child; after all, blowing up innocent men, women and children is a way of life for them. They don’t care how they accomplish this; it’s the end result that matters. They want to claim responsibility and supposedly further the cause. They’ve been indoctrinated from birth to hate Jews and Americans. Actually, that would be anyone who is not Muslim, or Muslims who believe in progress and don’t want to live in the seventh century, or a different tribe, or whatever pleases their fathers at the particular moment, or the West. These people are crazy, and it is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

Does Radical Islam oppress women? That’s a fact. I hear reports of fathers killing daughters, brothers killing sisters, cousins killing cousins, etc – for some misguided perception of honor. These IslamoFascists have twisted honor into control.

For the sake of conversation…what if these female bombers are not as committed to the cause as the men are. Are they trying to save face, or family honor? What if they are the dregs of their society? What if they are adulteresses, or had a conversation with an unrelated male while not in the presence of their masters, or were seen outside their homes not covered from head to toe. What if they are being forced to murder in the name of Islam for the sake of their male relatives, and family honor?

What if?

Bottom line: None of this makes any difference at all…murder is murder, no matter how you try to rationalize it.

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02.18.04
Nap Time in the Hammock Grove

This was too comfortable to read.


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A Crowded Beach

We had it all to ourselves.


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A View From My Balcony

This was Sweet!!!


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The Cook Took Drunk

It was one of those days (I forget which one) when my Mob started drinking way before noon. Who cares...we were on island time.

We were all hungry, and ready for some world class Caribbean ribs and chicken.

Problem was...the cook (pictured below)...hit the chair, tapped out, and burned the shit up.

Anyway, we never saw him again.

Later, we learned he was the number 2 grill man, and the number 1 grill man had taken drunk a week earlier and no one had seen him since.

Damn - must be something going on with cooking and drinking.



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She is Pissed!!

Now this - Would you like some surrender-monkey cheese with that whine? is one hell of a rant. Don't hold back - tell it like it is.

Thanks Jim.

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Hanoi John

Dan Tran who is president of the Vietnam Human Rights Project and a member of Vietnamese Americans Against John Kerry said "John Kerry aided and abetted the communist government in Hanoi and has hindered any human rights progress in Vietnam"

Check this web archive dedicated to exposing the real John Kerry.

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02.17.04
Changes in Latitude

Coming home from the Islands, I experienced a 70-degree temperature change in five hours.

I'm telling you - that will whack anybody out....

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Weather Forecast

We have more snow forecast for this afternoon, but the accumulation differs depending on which forecast you believe. There are always multiple forecasts for any given area, and in winter, people want to believe the one that is most severe.

On the other hand, in summer, people trust the most favorable forecast.

I wonder why.

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02.16.04
A Shock to the System

I leave there (the path to the grill) in the morning,

and arrive here (home) in the evening,


I'm not bitchin', it could be worse.

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Key Monroe

My Poster Girl is Downtown.

Y'all go visit her.

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I Remember !

Anyone want to caption this?

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Posted: 16:48
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A Must Have

Before I start talking about the Islands - I've got to have one of these.

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Welcome Home Sam!!

Translation: Get your ass back here!!

We miss you. And I think your readers are getting tired of me; they're not talking to me anymore.

The place just hasn't been the same, but I've done the best that I could, and I learned a few things about MT. (I know, I know, "so move already"...I'm gonna, OK?)

Can't wait to see the pics, Sam!

Love, the Poster Girl

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Denial

This is the state where Howard Dean is currently campaigning.

And, oh what a relief it is. One nightmare down, just a few more to go.

I visited the nightmare today, just to see what he had to say.

He says this: "Health Care for Every American"

Have you ever seen anything scarier in your life?

Sure, the industry needs to be regulated, lest they steamroll us, but after a perusal of what Dean has to say, my conclusion is that the article could have as easily been titled, "Socialism for Every American."

And he's not the only one dishing it, but, hey, at least it's being served on a silver platter...

THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING IT:
I, KM, do hereby admit that I am a right-winger, and I want LESS government.

Okay, your turn, left-wingers... Go ahead, admit you want more government.

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02.15.04
Happy (late) Valentine's Day!

Key's Hubby: So, uh, happy valentine's day. I was going to get you a card later...

Key: Don't worry about it. We'll celebrate tomorrow or someday next week. All the restaurants are going to be crazy today anyway.

KH: Okay, that sounds good.

*sigh* Hopeless romantics, perhaps no. Married ten years, we are. We will celebrate next week.

I hope everyone had a good one. That includes the lovely couple who spent the holiday on a tropical island...

Happy Valentine's Day, Sam and Barbie!

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02.13.04
The Playground, 1958

A young and disgruntled little Howie threw down his baseball cap and rolled up his sleeves, and stared in frustration from atop a small hill, at his only cronies, the little third grade peons.

Hmpf. At least they knew who was top-dog. Apparently, not everybody got the memo. Awww hell, if these freaks are all I've got, I guess I ought to say something. Grrr.

"So maybe you guys noticed that new, tall, freaky kid had the numbers on the basketball court today...
"Yeah, well, we WILL NOT give up!
"We'll go to ball field...
"We'll go to the swingset...
"We WILL SWING on that jungle gym!
"And we WILL TEETER on that TOT!
"We will GO to the slide!
"Then WE WILL GO BACK TO THE BASKETBALL COURT, AND TAKE BACK THE PLAYGROUND!!
"YIPPEEYOWEEYEAHBOY!"

The children stared at him in wonder, they hung out a while. But when he left, they returned to the sandbox where all the other freaks hung out.

Young Howie, wounded and alone, retired to his bedroom, fell on the floor, cried until his face reddened, banged his fists on the floor, and yelled for his mommy... After all, he'd never be second best in her eyes.


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02.12.04
Can we get a little respect for the Lady?

We have $50 million for an indoor rain forest in Iowa, and we can't spare a measly $5m for maintenance on the Statue of Liberty?

Come on. So what if she's French? She's a special part of us, an irreplaceable symbol.

Why isn't she a priority?

-KM wants to know. (Article follows.)

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02.11.04
Links worth following

Okay, I admit it. I'm a link skimmer.

My attention span sucks.

But I visited a few of my friends today who had linked such unusual stories, that I couldn't help but read every single word.

Kelley and Eric link the story of a guy wearing a very unusual ankle bracelet.

And Jack links the story of a wedding and a funeral, uh, only not in that order.

-Key

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02.10.04
John F-in' Kerry, the ASSHOLE

THE REAL KERRY

By HOWIE CARR
Source: Drudge, Hat Tip: Young Dave

February 5, 2004 -- BOSTON

ONE of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories. The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: our junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing) or ducking out before the bill arrives.

The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: "Do you know who I am?"

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02.09.04
Aahahaha

Oh, the evil laughter that escapes me...

For I, Key Monroe, have taken over this domain!

...Okay, now what to do? How about roast Sam?

5 reasons that I have every right to be envious of Sam:

1. He's there, and I'm not.

2. He's better at the whole time management thing. He invited me over, knowing I'll never be able to match his 4 to 5 posts a day, thereby coloring me slack. An accurate depiction? Utterly beside the point.

3. He's got a better house. Okay, so the Star Wars look is a little hard on the eyes, but, hey, permalinks, trackbacks, and NO retarded banners! ...oh my...I MAY just go crazy and trackback to my little heart's content.

4. He lives in Perfect (as seen on Walgreen's commercials). You know the storybook romances, the "true loves," the "soulmates," the relationships that the realists of the world tell us are fairy tales? Yeah well, Sam's got it. He and his lovely wife are living it. They have the sappy, affectionate, appreciative, support each other without getting jealous of each other relationship. If they choose to continue such shameless behavior, they could very well damage the cynical movement that I've come to know and love.

5. He and Barbie are there, and I'm not.

(I would insert pitiful pouty face here, but it doesn't look good on me...)

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02.07.04
18 15 N, 63 10 W

I’m heading to the islands for a while.

In my absence, my good friend and virtual sweetie, KEY MONROE will be holding down the fort.

Y'all come see what she has to say – you won’t be disappointed.

Also, everyone on my blogroll is worth reading.

I’m outta here.

Cool Runnings!!!

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Extraterrestrial Life

Do you think we will discover extraterrestrial beings first, or do you think they will discover us? Or, do you think we’ve already been found?

Just curious.

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02.06.04
This Just In !

Your mouse has moved. Your Windows Operating System must be relicensed due to this hardware change. Please contact Microsoft to obtain a new license key. If this hardware change results in added functionality you may be subject to additional license fees. Your system will now shut down. Thank you for choosing Microsoft.
--
John Hardin KA7OHZ

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Can you say "Second Term"?

This Lawyer sums it up fairly well.

Botox Johnny - that's too funny.

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Did You Know ?

1. The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions.

2. Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.

3. It's O.K. to ask dumb questions - they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes.

It's the truth.

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02.05.04
Cruising With A Blonde

Back when you were able to drive on the beach, I was styling with a good friend of mine. It was a beautiful day, the top was down, and this Alfa Romeo was sweet. Even though my friend and I had a platonic relationship, we looked good together.

She asked if she could drive, and I said yes, after all it was her car.

The next thing I know, we're stuck...Bad stuck...like stuck up to the frame...all four wheels buried.

Well, the tide was coming in, and you know the rest of the story.

Damn car never started again - it was underwater! It was done.

I wonder what would've happened if she hadn't been blonde.

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'War Hero' John Kerry

I keep hearing "Vietnam Veteran" every time this joker makes a speech.

Hat Tip to Jack.

Below adds some perspective.

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02.04.04
An Attack On Our Rights And Freedoms

As I mentioned here, I'm very fortunate to have firiends of this caliber.

Here's a letter from one of my binary dreamer friends that you must read.


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Ride or Drive ?

...or do you ride or drive a scooter? You don't drive a horse, do you?


I have two options for transportation on the small island I'm heading for.

A horse or a scooter?

I’ve always wanted to pull up to a Reggae or Calypso Bar on a damn horse, but then again, you don’t have to feed a scooter.

We have a jeep as well.

Damn, I think I’ll do both. I’ve never ridden either one into the ocean. Not true for a vehicle though – but that’s another story.

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Hobsons Choice

What would you choose?

Colloquial English phrase for a choice that is not a choice - either there is only one option, or two options that are equally undesirable or virtually identical.

Is this the same thing as a CatchTwentyTwo? No. CatchTwentyTwo is when both (or all) choices are contradictory. You have to be crazy to want to fly a mission, so you're grounded. But if you are scared, you're sane, so you are required to fly.

Tobias Hobson (c. 1544-1631) was a Cambridge stable manager who let horses. He insisted customers take the horse in the stall closest to the door (the next one up) or take none at all. Hence, a Hobson's choice is no choice at all. He was made famous by Milton. The phrase dates to 1660.

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Brass Balls

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon, but they had to find a way to prevent them from rolling about the deck. The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others.

The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But, if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls quickly would rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"

Hat tip to Jack.

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Good Karma

Do you believe in Karma?

Cool Runnings my friend...

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02.03.04
Two Sides of the Wrong Coin

In honor of my good friend, who died in a freak accident many many moons ago, I'm posting his last scribbles. He was truly, one of a kind.

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The Bill Slide

I was watching Bill O'Reilly interview Rudy Giuliani on the O'Reilly Factor, and the arrogance O'Reilly showed was discomforti