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February 2004 Archives
02.29.04
Spring Cleaning Belowdecks
I was tired, but refreshed, after reading this.
I started the first round of spring-cleaning yesterday...and the only thing out of the ordinary is the snow on the ground.
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Burns Blue - Beads Clear
This is the real deal. I'm looking for an excuse to crack it.

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Leap Year - 366 Days
Just in case you were wondering:
Every year whose number is divisible by four without a remainder is a leap year, excepting the full centuries, which, to be leap years, must be divisible by 400 without a remainder. If not so divisible they are common years. 1900, therefore, is not a leap year.
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"Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)"Leap year Leap" year`
Bissextile; a year containing 366 days; every fourth year which leaps over a day more than a common year, giving to February twenty-nine days. See Bissextile.
Note: Every year whose number is divisible by four without a remainder is a leap year, excepting the full centuries, which, to be leap years, must be divisible by 400 without a remainder. If not so divisible they are common years. 1900, therefore, is not a leap year.
"Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)" Year Year, n. OE. yer, yeer, yogher, AS. ge'ar; akin to OFries. i?r, g?r, D. jaar, OHG. j=ar, G. jahr, Icel. =ar,
Dan. aar, Sw. *ar, Goth. j?r, Gr. ? a season of the year, springtime, a part of the day, an hour, ? a year, Zend y=are year. root4, 279. Cf. Hour, Yore.
1. The time of the apparent revolution of the sun trough the ecliptic; the period occupied by the earth in making its revolution around the sun, called the astronomical year; also, a period more or less nearly agreeing with this,
adopted by various nations as a measure of time, and called the civil year; as, the common lunar year of 354 days, still in use among the Mohammedans; the year of 360 days, etc. In common usage, the year consists of 365 days,
and every fourth year (called bissextile, or leap year) of 366 days, a day being added to February on that year, on account of the excess above 365 days (see Bissextile). Of twenty year of age he was, I guess. --Chaucer.
Note: The civil, or legal, year, in England, formerly commenced on the 25th of March. This practice continued throughout the British dominions till the year 1752.
2. The time in which any planet completes a revolution about the sun; as, the year of Jupiter or of Saturn.
3. pl. Age, or old age; as, a man in years. --Shak.
Anomalistic year, the time of the earth's revolution from perihelion to perihelion again, which is 365 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes, and 48 seconds.
A year's mind (Eccl.), a commemoration of a deceased person, as by a Mass, a year after his death. Cf. A month's mind, under Month.
Bissextile year. See Bissextile.
Canicular year. See under Canicular.
Civil year, the year adopted by any nation for the computation of time.
Common lunar year, the period of 12 lunar months, or 354 days.
Common year, each year of 365 days, as distinguished from leap year.
Embolismic year, or Intercalary lunar year, the period of 13 lunar months, or 384 days.
Fiscal year (Com.), the year by which accounts are reckoned, or the year between one annual time of settlement, or balancing of accounts, and another.
Great year. See Platonic year, under Platonic.
Gregorian year, Julian year. See under Gregorian, and Julian.
Leap year. See Leap year, in the Vocabulary.
Lunar astronomical year, the period of 12 lunar synodical months, or 354 days, 8 hours, 48 minutes, 36 seconds.
Lunisolar year. See under Lunisolar.
Periodical year. See Anomalistic year, above.
Platonic year, Sabbatical year. See under Platonic, and Sabbatical.
Sidereal year, the time in which the sun, departing from any fixed star, returns to the same. This is 365 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes, and 9.3 seconds.
Tropical year. See under Tropical.
Year and a day (O. Eng. Law), a time to be allowed for an act or an event, in order that an entire year might be secured beyond all question. --Abbott.
Year of grace, any year of the Christian era; Anno Domini; A. D. or a. d.
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Haiti Is A Mess
Haiti has always been a mess. The natives have always been restless. Papa Doc, Baby Doc, Dick Doc, this latest clown (Iisadick); it doesn’t matter who is driving - crime, corruption, and greed has always been the norm.
I watch the news, and see all these Haitians running around like a pack of wild animals, and it makes me wonder - do the French believe in Voodoo, or has Radical Islam taken root?
I say forget the Useless Nations...The U.S. should go in and stabilize these savages once and for all. We’d be doing ‘em a favor.
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02.28.04
Which One, Al ?
It is very simplistic to say that there are “two Americas”—one for the wealthy and one for the poor.
Al Sharpton, during the last Democrat debate
…yet the Federal Election Commission has a few questions about the reverend's views on how to manage campaign financing.
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Southern Women
This is a Fact!
Southern Women will make you “weak in the knees”…especially if they have “soup cooling lips”, like my wife….
This is a compliment!!!
...more later
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A Violent Dinner
I had a violent dinner last night….I had to beat the shit out of the veal and gut the peppers. Not to mention the cheese (shredded) and eggs (liquefied). I boiled the vegetables alive.
Afterwards...I broke the plates.
Good news is – “I Won”.
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A Thought
One Taste of the Bait...is Worth the Pain of the Hook!!!
--- Webb Wilder
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02.27.04
Visa Requirements
Saudi Arabia will begin issuing tourist visas for the first time, bringing more attention to its
restrictive policies, which include banning Jews.
...and these racists complain that the entry procedures for the U. S. are too stringent.
Read more is G o o g l e's cache of http://www.sauditourism.gov.sa/sct/indexlist.php?catid=39&maincat=Travel_Tips.
Read the original visa requirements below…judge for yourself.
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Everyone who enters the Kingdom should have a valid passport with at least 6 months validity and the appropriate visa.
Unless you are a visitor from a GCC country or in transit, all other nationalities require a visa to enter the Kingdom. Visas can be for business, tourist, transit, residency, family, Hajj, or conference attendance.
Visas can be obtained from the visa department in the Saudi Embassy of the visitor's home country or from Saudi Consulates available in all main cities around the world.
The cost of a visa is generally 200 Saudi Riyals however visitors should ensure that they
check with the Saudi Embassy or Consulate.
Visas will not be issued for the following groups of people:
An Israeli passport holder or a passport that has an Israeli arrival/departure stamp.
Those who don't abide by the Saudi traditions concerning appearance and behaviors. Those under the influence of alcohol will not be permitted into the Kingdom.
There are certain regulations for pilgrims and you should contact the consulate for more information.
Jewish People
Important Instructions:
If a woman is arriving in the Kingdom alone, the sponsor or her husband must receive her
at the airport.
Every woman must have confirmed accommodation for the duration of her stay in the
Kingdom.
A woman is not allowed to drive a car and can therefore only travel by car if she is accompanied by her husband, a male relative, or a driver.
All visitors to the Kingdom must have a return ticket.
Pilgrims must also have all valid documentation and a passport that is valid for 6 months.
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Pigs, Cigars and a "Legacy"
"Senator" *spit* Hillary Clinton has managed to open her yap once again and stuck her size 20 hoof in it. This article in liberal rag *spit* Newsday *spit* shows just how arrogant this cow really is.
Debbie over at DGCI is downtown with this rant.
Click Here to read it.
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02.26.04
Here We Go Again
6" to 12"

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My Neighbor Buck
My neighbor Buck, and his wife are both 86 years of age. They’ve lived here since before there were roads. They are, in my opinion, a great couple. I hope my wife and I are as fortunate as them.
Buck still cuts his grass, trims his bushes, splits and hauls his logs for the fire, rakes his leaves, shovels the snow from his driveway, and still manages to rid the front nine of the golf course across the street of all errant golf balls. He has thousands…
My wife once said I should help him with these chores, and I told her that if I started doing that, he would die. We agree now, he’s not yet ready for help. I have offered, and was politely and sincerely turned down but that doesn’t stop us from keeping them supplied with my wife’s world-class apple, oatmeal, and raisin cookies. He said they were the best he’d ever had, and I believe him, because they are better than good. Coming from someone who is 86; that’s a hell of a compliment.
I plant a large vegetable garden every year, and they grow so many flowers their yard looks like a botanical garden. They can walk on over anytime and pick whatever they want from my garden, and they keep my house supplied with fresh-cut flowers all season long. I love the smell of fresh flowers.
Buck offered me the use of his 410 (when he learned all I had was a 12 gauge) to deal with the squirrels that were eating my garden. Most people don’t offer up their firearms to their neighbors.
They are good people.
When my wife and I travel, we leave them in charge. Buck collects our mail and any packages daily, checks the doors, and does a “walk around” of the perimeter. He also collects all the fallen sticks and limbs and deposits them in the “pile out back”.
He ENJOYS doing this, and I believe IT IS good for him.
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John Kerry - You Are A Liar
...says former Special Forces green beret Don Bendell to John Kerry.
Bendell has written a column that accuses Kerry of "rewriting history" through his 1971 testimony to Congress.
You can read it below.
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My wife had rotator cuff surgery earlier this year, and the recovery is terribly painful. Then, she developed a staph-epi infection, and they had to cut the same scar open and operate on her again. Just thinking about the pain and anxiety of facing that painful surgery a second time in the same wound, makes me cringe. That experience, however pales in comparison to what I am going through right now, in my heart.
The old hurts are surfacing and the feelings of betrayal by fellow citizens, and their leader stirring them up, are breaking my heart again. I am being cut in the same scar. How did we who served in Vietnam suddenly become cold-blooded killers, torturers, and rapists, of the ilk of the Nazi SS or the Taliban? Most of us were American soldiers who grew up idolizing John Wayne, Roy Rogers, and all the other heroes. That was why I volunteered. But for political expediency, John Kerry has rewritten history, again. After spending only four months in the country of Vietnam, John Kerry testified before Congress in 1971 with these exact words about incidents he supposedly witnessed or heard about from other vets: “They personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam."
I was a green beret officer who volunteered for duty in Vietnam and fought in the thick of it in 1968 and 1969 on a Special Forces A-team on the Ho Chi Minh Trail, just for starters. We were the elite. We saw the most action. Everybody in the world knows that. But we did not just kill people, we built a church, a school, treated illnesses, passed out soap, food, and clothing, and had fun and loving interaction with the indigenous people of Vietnam, just like our boys did in Normandy, Baghdad, Saigon, and everywhere American soldiers ever served. We all gave away our candy bars and rations to kids. Our hearts to oppressed people all over the globe.
My children and grandchildren could read your words, and think those horrendous things about me, Mr. Kerry. You are a bold-faced, unprincipled liar, and a disgrace, and you have dishonored me and all my fellow Vietnam veterans. Sure, there were a couple bad-apples, but I saw none, and I saw it all, and if I did, as an army officer, it was my obligation to stop it, or at the very least report it. Why is there not a single record anywhere of you ever reporting any incidents like this or having the perpetrators arrested? The answer is simple. You are a liar. Your medals and mine are not a free pass for lifetime, Senator Kerry, to bypass character, integrity, and morality. I earn my green beret over and over daily in all aspects of my life.
Eight National Guard green berets, and other National Guard soldiers, have been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, and you totally dishonored their widows and families by lumping National Guard service in with being a draft-dodger, conscientious objector, and deserter, just so you can try to sabotage the patriotism of our President who proudly served as an Air National Guard jet pilot. I have a son earning his green beret at Fort Bragg right now, and his wife serves honorably in the Air National Guard, just like President Bush did, and I am as proud of her as I am my son. I volunteered for Vietnam and have no problem whatsoever with President Bush being our Commander-In-Chief. In fact, I am proud of him as our leader.
John Kerry, you personally derailed the Vietnam Human Rights Bill, HR2883, in 2001, after it had passed the House by a 411 to 1 vote, and thousands of pro-American Montagnard tribespeople in Vietnam died since then who could have been saved, by you. Earlier, as Chair of the Senate Select Committee on MIA/POW Affairs, you personally quashed the efforts of any and all veterans to report sightings of living POW’s, when you held those reins in Congress. You have fought tooth and nail to push for the US to normalize relations with Vietnam for years. Why, Mr. Kerry? Simple, your first cousin C. Stewart Forbes, CEO, of Colliers International, recently signed a contract with Hanoi, worth BILLIONS of dollars for Collier’s International to become the exclusive real estate representative for the country of Vietnam.
“Hanoi John,” now that it works for you, you beat your chest about your Vietnam service, but to me, you are a phony, opportunistic, hypocrite. You are one of those politicians that is like a fertilizer machine: all that comes out of you is horse manure, and you are spreading it everywhere.
Medals do not make a man. Morals do.
Don Bendell
Canon City, Colorado
Don Bendell served as an officer in four Special Forces Groups, is a best-selling author with over 1,500,000 copies of his books in print worldwide, a 1995 inductee into the International Karate Hall of Fame, and owns karate schools in southern Colorado.
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02.25.04
Know thy Enemy: Canada
Excerpt:
If a Canadian ever tries to express an opinion about America, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper while shouting, "No!" You have to catch them in the act or they'll never learn.
Follow this link.
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The Passion of Christ
No, I'm not going to post about it. But I am going to point you to a good post about it.
Good job Kelley!!!
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BAN IP 66.55.139.221
That is, unless you need a bigger DICK and like to gamble online.
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Friends and Sex in the City
For the record:
I'm proud to say...I have NEVER watched an episode of either one.
...but I am sure... I read a lot of good books during those hours.
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Cooper's Hawk
There were a lot of these where I grew up, and I've seen many "wild kingdom takedowns".

...but I never saw anything like this.
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February 25, 2004, 8:34 AM EST
NORTH OLMSTED, Ohio -- One visitor to Home Depot has been hunting for more than home improvement items.
A Cooper's hawk has been flying above the stocked shelves at a suburban Cleveland store for more than a week while feeding on pigeons that live in the rafters.
The brown bird's three-foot wing span casts a moving shadow across the concrete floor, causing customers and workers to duck and cock their heads toward the 25-foot ceiling.
The hawk entered the store through an open door while chasing a pigeon last Saturday. It caught its prey above the electrical aisle, worker Craig Warth said. Witnesses saw the hawk rip the pigeon apart and feed until nothing was left but feathers and claws.
"It wasn't a pretty sight," said Terry McGuire, assistant manager. "Some of the customers were upset. Some said it was the neatest thing they had ever seen."
Workers said about 15 pigeons were living in the store, but since the hawk arrived, few are left. Cooper's hawks are a protected species, so the bird can't be harmed or killed.
Local wildlife experts say the hawk will likely leave when the pigeons are gone.
Copyright © 2004, The Associated Press
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02.24.04
The Question
My friend KEY got me thinking with this post.
This question is for the married boy dogs.
How many of you asked your wife to marry you, as opposed to coming to a mutual conclusion that you should be married?
Me - I asked!!!!
...but I'm not stupid - I was 100 % sure of the answer.
If there is any doubt, any doubt at all, you are dumber than a box of rocks.
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All Four Stanzas
My wife has the voice of an Angel.
She was trained in Opera, and she can absolutely hit every note of The Star Spangled Banner. Every time I hear it, my throat swells up. Every time I hear her sing it, my eyes tear up.
This is a MUST READ!
Hat Tip to Bob.
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The Sounds of Nonexistent Silence
Hear That? It's the sound of critics silenced by the Patriot Act.
This is a good article by Arnold Beichman
Give it a read.
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John Frog Kerry
In 1984, Kerry said that the “issue of war and peace” remained his “passion.”
That was bullshit then, and it is bullshit now.
What condition would the U. S. be in without the B-1 bomber, the B-2, the F-15, the F-14A, the F-14D, the AH-64 Apache helicopter, the AV-8B Harrier jet, the Patriot missile, the Aegis air-defense cruiser, the Trident missile, and a reduction in the M1 Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting Vehicle, the Tomahawk cruise missile and the F-16 jet?
Hanoi John Fonda Kerry fought against what he called “the military-industrial corporate welfare complex that has relentlessly chewed up taxpayers’ dollars,” every chance he could.
…and some people want this two faced, flip-flopping, French frog looking gentleman to run this country.
Give me a break…
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The Greatest Threat
CIA Director George Tenet told the Senate Intelligence Committee today that the al-Qaeda terror group is seriously damaged but has spread its radical anti-American agenda to other Islamic extremist groups that now pose the greatest threat to the United States.
No Shit, George.
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02.23.04
Wake Up! Wake Up !
I guess I need a new category - "Reality".
Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love tells it like it is.
You must read this, The Danger of Waking from the Dark Dream.
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A Good Cigar ?
I've been actively boycotting the French since those Cheesy Weasels chose to side with Iraq. After all, the French are responsible for the deaths of Americans.
I was a member of the Rare Breed Society, and it was agonizing to learn that a French Conglomerate owns my favorite Kentucky Bourbon. No more Wild Turkey. Damn!
Anyway, I fell off the wagon. I wish I had an excuse, but I don’t. While on the French (not the Dutch) side of St. Maarten, I acquired some COHIBA - La Habana -Cuban cigars.
Now, I don't appreciate a good cigar like my friend Jim over at Smoke on the Water, but I know a good smoke when I taste one. These are good, and fresh.
I guess the problem is I bought 'em on French soil.
I screwed up, but to hell with France…
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Not the History You Were Taught In School.
The folks over at democrats give conservatives indigestion have posted the first in a continuing series of lessons you did NOT learn in Revisionist American History 101.
Very interesting - go here to read it.
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Democratic Realism
This is the speech Charles Krauthammer gave at the AIE Annual Dinner in Washington on February 10, 2004.
Excerpt:
Whether or not Iraq had large stockpiles of WMDs, the very fact that the United States overthrew a hostile regime that repeatedly refused to come clean on its weapons has had precisely this deterrent effect. We are safer today not just because Saddam is gone, but because Libya and any others contemplating trafficking with WMDs, have--for the first time--seen that it carries a cost, a very high cost.
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02.22.04
Watching My Wife
My wife is out shopping today. No big deal.
I'm logged into my bank, and can watch her purchases in real time.
Cool!
She knows this, so when I ask - "Baby, how much money did you spend?" - I always get an accurate answer to the penny.
Not that it matters; she can spend whatever she wants. She is a 10.
Gotta love Technology...
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Tracking
There are reports that we have Osama bin Laden surrounded, and are tracking his miserable ass with satellites.
This doesn’t surprise me since our government can track a mad cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also, they can track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Go Figure!
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02.21.04
KEY - Meet Gwen
Gwen - Meet KEY

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Two Skip
A big THANK YOU to my friend Two Skip (that's his island name) for some fond memories.
I'm ready for round two....
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Crying Wolf
Once again, Charles Krauthammer nails it. This is a must read.
Excerpt:
And now, after six weeks of carpet-bombing Bush, the Democrats are shocked -- shocked! -- that the Republicans might answer back with ``negativity.''
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Tools of the Trade
This is PURE EVIL.
Little Green Footballs has this link that illustrates the latest generation of bomb vests and briefcase devices used by homicide bombers in Israel.
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Anatomy of a Blue Ribbon
Everyday, while in the islands, we awarded a blue ribbon to the person who was most likely to feel bad the following morning. As it turned out, it was just a prediction, because after a day of sun and saltwater, combined with fresh crustaceans, fish, fruit, and vegetables, you could drink as much as you wanted, and still feel fine the next morning.
This is how one of my mob earned his:
Making drinks in the dark.
Ingredients:
Nighttime
1 large opaque cup
Ice
Rum
Fruit Juices
Nutmeg
Directions – Eyeball It
Fill cup with ice
Add rum
Add everything else.
Hope for the best
These drinks were rarely balanced, as most often there was not much room in the cup for “everything else”.
He gracefully moved through the stages of Charming Romeo and Bulletproof, to become Distinctly Invisible.
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02.20.04
Blog-Roiling Over Race Issue
This was buried in a longer article...
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But now he's shaking up cyberspace again with his claim that two popular "bloggers" - Choire Sicha of Gawker.com and Ana Marie Cox of Wonkette.com - are guilty of subtle racism.
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Brooklyn essayist John Lee was a swashbuckling computer hacker nicknamed "Corrupt" when Wired magazine put him on its cover a decade ago.
The 29-year-old Lee has cleaned up his act since the Wired story headlined "Gang War in Cyberspace."
But now he's shaking up cyberspace again with his claim that two popular "bloggers" - Choire Sicha of Gawker.com and Ana Marie Cox of Wonkette.com - are guilty of subtle racism.
"These sites have decided that one way to telegraph their supreme coolness is to continually joke about non-whites as marginalized second-class citizens," Lee, who is African American, wrote about the Web logs owned by British Internet entrepreneur Nick Denton.
"It's this casual, damaging disregard that is hard to quantify, and yet, Gawker and Wonkette exemplify the growing phenomenon of white hipsters adopting a casual racism," Lee continued. "Is it any wonder so many still feel blogging's a white man's sport?"
Since Lee leveled his charge this week on Africana.com, a chorus of bloggers have weighed in pro and con, and Sicha and Cox have been at pains to defend themselves.
"I would applaud John Lee for making me feel guilty, but I am a white liberal - it's just not that hard," Cox wrote. "My intent ... is to mock the powerful and to draw attention to the hypocrisy of the true believers. If Lee didn't understand that's what I was trying to do [in her facetious commentary on rap mogul Russell Simmons recently disrupting a celeb-studded Democratic strategy session on the upper West Side], I don't think it's my job to explain the joke to him."
Sicha, meanwhile, E-mailed me: "My interns are busily drafting Mr. Lee a lengthy memo on the meaning of sarcasm."
Lee, for his part, sounded greatly amused.
"Who knew this firestorm du jour would inspire a response like Dean losing a primary?" he told me. "When Gawker and Wonkette are confronted with their own brand of sarcasm and subjective inspection they react like a comedian bombing onstage, saying, 'You don't get it!'
"We do get it. It's just funnier to see how thin-skinned they are."
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John Kerry...You decide
Something is Fishy.
Following is an email I received.
Hat tip to Jack.
I was in the Delta shortly after he left. I know that area well. I know the operations he was involved in well. I know the tactics and the doctrine used. I know the equipment. Although I was attached to CTF-116 (PBRs) I spent a fair amount of time with CTF-115 (swift boats), Kerry's command.
Here are my problems and suspicions:
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(1) Kerry was in-country less than four months and collected a Bronze Star, a Silver Star and three purple hearts. I never heard of anybody with any outfit I worked with (including SEAL One, the Sea Wolves, Riverines and the River Patrol Force) collecting that much hardware so fast, and for such pedestrian actions. The Swifts did a commendable job. But that duty wasn't the worst you could draw. They operated only along the coast and in the major rivers (Bassac and Mekong). The rough stuff in the hot areas was mainly handled by the smaller, faster PBRs.
(2) Three Purple Hearts but no limp. All injuries so minor that no time lost from duty. Amazing luck. Or he was putting himself in for medals every time he bumped his head on the wheel house hatch? Combat on the boats was almost always at close range. You didn't have minor wounds. At least not often. Not three times in a row. Then he used the three purple hearts to request a trip home eight months before the end of his tour. Fishy.
(3) The details of the event for which he was given the Silver Star make no sense at all. Supposedly, a B-40 was fired at the boat and missed. Charlie jumps up with the launcher in his hand, the bow gunner knocks him down with the twin .50, Kerry beaches the boat, jumps off, shoots Charlie, and retrieves the launcher. If true, he did everything wrong.
(a) Standard procedure when you took rocket fire was to put your stern to the action and go balls to the wall. A B-40 has the ballistic integrity of a Frisbee after about 25 yards, so you put 50 yards or so between you and the beach and begin raking it with your .50's.
(b) Did you ever see anybody get knocked down with a .50 caliber round and get up? The guy was dead or dying. The rocket launcher was empty. There was no reason to go after him (except if you knew he was no danger to you just flopping around in the dust during his last few seconds on earth, and you wanted some daring do in your after-action report). And we didn't shoot wounded people. We had rules against that, too.
(c) Kerry got off the boat. This was a major breach of standing procedures. Nobody on a boat crew ever got off a boat in a hot area. EVER! The reason was simple. If you had somebody on the beach your boat was defenseless. It couldn't run and it couldn' t return fire. It was stupid and it put his crew in danger. He should have been relieved and reprimanded. I never heard of any boat crewman ever leaving a boat during or after a firefight.
Something is fishy.
Here we have a JFK wannabe (the guy Halsey wanted to court martial for carelessly losing his boat and getting a couple people killed by running across the bow of a Jap destroyer) who is hardly in Vietnam long enough to get good tan, collects medals faster than Audie Murphy in a job where lots of medals weren't common, gets sent home eight months early, requests separation from active duty a few months after that so he can run for Congress, finds out war heroes don't sell well in Massachusetts in 1970 so reinvents himself as Jane Fonda, throws his ribbons in the dirt with the cameras running to jump start his political career, gets Stillborn Pell to invite him to address Congress and Bobby Kennedy's speechwriter to do the heavy lifting, winds up in the Senate himself a
few years later, votes against every major defense bill, says the CIA is
irrelevant after the Wall came down, votes against the Gulf War, a big mistake since that turned out well, decides not to make the same mistake twice so votes for invading Iraq, but oops, that didn't turn out so well so he now says he really didn't mean for Bush to go to war when he voted to allow him to go to war.
I'm real glad you or I never had this guy covering our flanks in Vietnam. I sure don't want him as Commander in Chief. I hope that somebody from CTF-115 shows up with some facts challenging Kerry's Vietnam record. I know in my gut it's wildly inflated. And fishy.
Keep smiling,
Mike
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02.19.04
Leaving on a Jet Plane
Godspeed Lcpl Jones'
Check this out.
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Blue Ribbons
I'm pleased to announce that everyone got at least one Blue Ribbon in the islands.
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Female Homicide Bombers
You know…I’ve been hearing a lot lately about female homicide bombers. It makes no difference whether the bomber is a man or a woman; the end result is the same, cold-blooded murder. Do not be surprised when you see the IslamoFascists use a child; after all, blowing up innocent men, women and children is a way of life for them. They don’t care how they accomplish this; it’s the end result that matters. They want to claim responsibility and supposedly further the cause. They’ve been indoctrinated from birth to hate Jews and Americans. Actually, that would be anyone who is not Muslim, or Muslims who believe in progress and don’t want to live in the seventh century, or a different tribe, or whatever pleases their fathers at the particular moment, or the West. These people are crazy, and it is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
Does Radical Islam oppress women? That’s a fact. I hear reports of fathers killing daughters, brothers killing sisters, cousins killing cousins, etc – for some misguided perception of honor. These IslamoFascists have twisted honor into control.
For the sake of conversation…what if these female bombers are not as committed to the cause as the men are. Are they trying to save face, or family honor? What if they are the dregs of their society? What if they are adulteresses, or had a conversation with an unrelated male while not in the presence of their masters, or were seen outside their homes not covered from head to toe. What if they are being forced to murder in the name of Islam for the sake of their male relatives, and family honor?
What if?
Bottom line: None of this makes any difference at all…murder is murder, no matter how you try to rationalize it.
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02.18.04
Nap Time in the Hammock Grove
This was too comfortable to read.

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A Crowded Beach
We had it all to ourselves.

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A View From My Balcony
This was Sweet!!!

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The Cook Took Drunk
It was one of those days (I forget which one) when my Mob started drinking way before noon. Who cares...we were on island time.
We were all hungry, and ready for some world class Caribbean ribs and chicken.
Problem was...the cook (pictured below)...hit the chair, tapped out, and burned the shit up.
Anyway, we never saw him again.
Later, we learned he was the number 2 grill man, and the number 1 grill man had taken drunk a week earlier and no one had seen him since.
Damn - must be something going on with cooking and drinking.

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She is Pissed!!
Now this - Would you like some surrender-monkey cheese with that whine? is one hell of a rant. Don't hold back - tell it like it is.
Thanks Jim.
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Hanoi John
Dan Tran who is president of the Vietnam Human Rights Project and a member of Vietnamese Americans Against John Kerry said "John Kerry aided and abetted the communist government in Hanoi and has hindered any human rights progress in Vietnam"
Check this web archive dedicated to exposing the real John Kerry.
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02.17.04
Changes in Latitude
Coming home from the Islands, I experienced a 70-degree temperature change in five hours.
I'm telling you - that will whack anybody out....
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Weather Forecast
We have more snow forecast for this afternoon, but the accumulation differs depending on which forecast you believe. There are always multiple forecasts for any given area, and in winter, people want to believe the one that is most severe.
On the other hand, in summer, people trust the most favorable forecast.
I wonder why.
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02.16.04
A Shock to the System
I leave there (the path to the grill) in the morning,

and arrive here (home) in the evening,

I'm not bitchin', it could be worse.
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Key Monroe
My Poster Girl is Downtown.
Y'all go visit her.
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I Remember !
Anyone want to caption this?

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A Must Have
Before I start talking about the Islands - I've got to have one of these.
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Welcome Home Sam!!
Translation: Get your ass back here!!
We miss you. And I think your readers are getting tired of me; they're not talking to me anymore.
The place just hasn't been the same, but I've done the best that I could, and I learned a few things about MT. (I know, I know, "so move already"...I'm gonna, OK?)
Can't wait to see the pics, Sam!
Love, the Poster Girl
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Denial
This is the state where Howard Dean is currently campaigning.
And, oh what a relief it is. One nightmare down, just a few more to go.
I visited the nightmare today, just to see what he had to say.
He says this: "Health Care for Every American"
Have you ever seen anything scarier in your life?
Sure, the industry needs to be regulated, lest they steamroll us, but after a perusal of what Dean has to say, my conclusion is that the article could have as easily been titled, "Socialism for Every American."
And he's not the only one dishing it, but, hey, at least it's being served on a silver platter...
THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING IT:
I, KM, do hereby admit that I am a right-winger, and I want LESS government.
Okay, your turn, left-wingers... Go ahead, admit you want more government.
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02.15.04
Happy (late) Valentine's Day!
Key's Hubby: So, uh, happy valentine's day. I was going to get you a card later...
Key: Don't worry about it. We'll celebrate tomorrow or someday next week. All the restaurants are going to be crazy today anyway.
KH: Okay, that sounds good.
*sigh* Hopeless romantics, perhaps no. Married ten years, we are. We will celebrate next week.
I hope everyone had a good one. That includes the lovely couple who spent the holiday on a tropical island...
Happy Valentine's Day, Sam and Barbie!
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02.13.04
The Playground, 1958
A young and disgruntled little Howie threw down his baseball cap and rolled up his sleeves, and stared in frustration from atop a small hill, at his only cronies, the little third grade peons.
Hmpf. At least they knew who was top-dog. Apparently, not everybody got the memo. Awww hell, if these freaks are all I've got, I guess I ought to say something. Grrr.
"So maybe you guys noticed that new, tall, freaky kid had the numbers on the basketball court today...
"Yeah, well, we WILL NOT give up!
"We'll go to ball field...
"We'll go to the swingset...
"We WILL SWING on that jungle gym!
"And we WILL TEETER on that TOT!
"We will GO to the slide!
"Then WE WILL GO BACK TO THE BASKETBALL COURT, AND TAKE BACK THE PLAYGROUND!!
"YIPPEEYOWEEYEAHBOY!"
The children stared at him in wonder, they hung out a while. But when he left, they returned to the sandbox where all the other freaks hung out.
Young Howie, wounded and alone, retired to his bedroom, fell on the floor, cried until his face reddened, banged his fists on the floor, and yelled for his mommy... After all, he'd never be second best in her eyes.
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02.12.04
Can we get a little respect for the Lady?
We have $50 million for an indoor rain forest in Iowa, and we can't spare a measly $5m for maintenance on the Statue of Liberty?
Come on. So what if she's French? She's a special part of us, an irreplaceable symbol.
Why isn't she a priority?
-KM wants to know. (Article follows.)
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"While the Statue of Liberty remains shuttered for lack of $5 million in post-Sept. 11 upgrades, Congress in January mandated $10.7 billion in "earmarked" projects (also known as home-state "pork"), including: $50 million for an indoor rain forest in Iowa, $50 million to make sure a Florida beach resort bridge remains toll-free, $450,000 to decipher the gene structure of rainbow trout, $225,000 to repair a public swimming pool whose drain U.S. Rep. Jim Gibbons of Nevada clogged with tadpoles when he was a kid, $200,000 to introduce golf to youngsters, $90,000 for the Cowgirl Hall of Fame, and, ironically, $500,000 for a University of Akron program that analyzes how Congress makes difficult budget decisions. [CBS News, 12-11-03; Associated Press, 12-6-03; Taxpayers for Common Sense press release, 12-8-03; New York Times, 12-20-03; Houston Chronicle, 1-26-03; Washington Post, 1-28-03]"
Source: Chuck Shepherd, msnbc, February 8, 2004 « Close It
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02.11.04
Links worth following
Okay, I admit it. I'm a link skimmer.
My attention span sucks.
But I visited a few of my friends today who had linked such unusual stories, that I couldn't help but read every single word.
Kelley and Eric link the story of a guy wearing a very unusual ankle bracelet.
And Jack links the story of a wedding and a funeral, uh, only not in that order.
-Key
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02.10.04
John F-in' Kerry, the ASSHOLE
THE REAL KERRY
By HOWIE CARR
Source: Drudge, Hat Tip: Young Dave
February 5, 2004 -- BOSTON
ONE of the surest ways to get the phones ringing on any Massachusetts talk-radio show is to ask people to call in and tell their John Kerry stories. The phone lines are soon filled, and most of the stories have a common theme: our junior senator pulling rank on one of his constituents, breaking in line, demanding to pay less (or nothing) or ducking out before the bill arrives.
The tales often have one other common thread. Most end with Sen. Kerry inquiring of the lesser mortal: "Do you know who I am?"
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And now he's running for president as a populist. His first wife came from a Philadelphia Main Line family worth $300 million. His second wife is a pickle-and-ketchup heiress.
Kerry lives in a mansion on Beacon Hill on which he has borrowed $6 million to finance his campaign. A fire hydrant that prevented him and his wife from parking their SUV in front of their tony digs was removed by the city of Boston at his behest.
The Kerrys ski at a spa the widow Heinz owns in Aspen, and they summer on Nantucket in a sprawling seaside "cottage" on Hurlbert Avenue, which is so well-appointed that at a recent fund-raiser, they imported porta-toilets onto the front lawn so the donors wouldn't use the inside bathrooms. (They later claimed the decision was made on septic, not social, considerations).
It's a wonderful life these days for John Kerry. He sails Nantucket Sound in "the Scaramouche," a 42-foot Hinckley powerboat. Martha Stewart has a similar boat; the no-frills model reportedly starts at $695,000.
Sen. Kerry bought it new, for cash.
Every Tuesday night, the local politicians here that Kerry elbowed out of his way on his march to the top watch, fascinated, as he claims victory in more primaries and denounces the special interests, the "millionaires" and "the overprivileged."
"His initials are JFK," longtime state Senate President William M. Bulger used to muse on St. Patrick's Day, "Just for Kerry. He's only Irish every sixth year." And now it turns out that he's not Irish at all.
But in the parochial world of Bay State politics, he was never really seen as Irish, even when he was claiming to be (although now, of course, he says that any references to his alleged Hibernian heritage were mistakenly put into the Congressional Record by an aide who apparently didn't know that on his paternal side he is, in fact, part-Jewish).
Kerry is, in fact, a Brahmin - his mother was a Forbes, from one of Massachusetts' oldest WASP families. The ancestor who wed Ralph Waldo
Emerson's daughter was marrying down.
At the risk of engaging in ethnic stereotyping, Yankees have a reputation for, shall we say, frugality. And Kerry tosses around quarters like they were manhole covers. In 1993, for instance, living on a senator's salary of about $100,000, he managed to give a total of $135 to charity.
Yet that same year, he was somehow able to scrape together $8,600 for a brand-new, imported Italian motorcycle, a Ducati Paso 907 IE. He kept it for years, until he decided to run for president, at which time he traded it in for a Harley-Davidson like the one he rode onto "The Tonight Show" set a couple of months ago as Jay Leno applauded his fellow Bay Stater.
Of course, in 1993 he was between his first and second heiresses - a time he now calls "the wandering years," although an equally apt description might be "the freeloading years."
For some of the time, he was, for all practical purposes, homeless. His friends allowed him into a real-estate deal in which he flipped a condo for quick resale, netting a $21,000 profit on a cash investment of exactly nothing. For months he rode around in a new car supplied by a shady local Buick dealer. When the dealer's ties to a congressman who was later indicted for racketeering were exposed, Kerry quickly explained that the non-payment was a mere oversight, and wrote out a check.
In the Senate, his record of his constituent services has been lackluster, and most of his colleagues, despite their public support, are hard-pressed to list an accomplishment. Just last fall, a Boston TV reporter ambushed three congressmen with the question, name something John Kerry has accomplished in Congress. After a few nervous giggles, two could think of nothing, and a third mentioned a baseball field, and then misidentified Kerry as "Sen. Kennedy."
Many of his constituents see him in person only when he is cutting them in line at an airport, a clam shack or the Registry of Motor Vehicles.
One talk-show caller a few weeks back recalled standing behind a police barricade in 2002 as the Rolling Stones played the Orpheum Theater, a short limousine ride from Kerry's Louisburg Square mansion.
The caller, Jay, said he began heckling Kerry and his wife as they attempted to enter the theater. Finally, he said, the senator turned to him and asked him the eternal question.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Yeah," said Jay. "You're a gold-digger."
John Kerry. First he looks at the purse.
Howie Carr, a Boston Herald columnist and syndicated talk-radio host, has been covering John Kerry for 25 years.
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02.09.04
Aahahaha
Oh, the evil laughter that escapes me...
For I, Key Monroe, have taken over this domain!
...Okay, now what to do? How about roast Sam?
5 reasons that I have every right to be envious of Sam:
1. He's there, and I'm not.
2. He's better at the whole time management thing. He invited me over, knowing I'll never be able to match his 4 to 5 posts a day, thereby coloring me slack. An accurate depiction? Utterly beside the point.
3. He's got a better house. Okay, so the Star Wars look is a little hard on the eyes, but, hey, permalinks, trackbacks, and NO retarded banners! ...oh my...I MAY just go crazy and trackback to my little heart's content.
4. He lives in Perfect (as seen on Walgreen's commercials). You know the storybook romances, the "true loves," the "soulmates," the relationships that the realists of the world tell us are fairy tales? Yeah well, Sam's got it. He and his lovely wife are living it. They have the sappy, affectionate, appreciative, support each other without getting jealous of each other relationship. If they choose to continue such shameless behavior, they could very well damage the cynical movement that I've come to know and love.
5. He and Barbie are there, and I'm not.
(I would insert pitiful pouty face here, but it doesn't look good on me...)
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02.07.04
18 15 N, 63 10 W
I’m heading to the islands for a while.
In my absence, my good friend and virtual sweetie, KEY MONROE will be holding down the fort.
Y'all come see what she has to say – you won’t be disappointed.
Also, everyone on my blogroll is worth reading.
I’m outta here.
Cool Runnings!!!
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Extraterrestrial Life
Do you think we will discover extraterrestrial beings first, or do you think they will discover us? Or, do you think we’ve already been found?
Just curious.
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02.06.04
This Just In !
Your mouse has moved. Your Windows Operating System must be relicensed due to this hardware change. Please contact Microsoft to obtain a new license key. If this hardware change results in added functionality you may be subject to additional license fees. Your system will now shut down. Thank you for choosing Microsoft.
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John Hardin KA7OHZ
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Can you say "Second Term"?
This Lawyer sums it up fairly well.
Botox Johnny - that's too funny.
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Did You Know ?
1. The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions.
2. Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.
3. It's O.K. to ask dumb questions - they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes.
It's the truth.
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02.05.04
Cruising With A Blonde
Back when you were able to drive on the beach, I was styling with a good friend of mine. It was a beautiful day, the top was down, and this Alfa Romeo was sweet. Even though my friend and I had a platonic relationship, we looked good together.
She asked if she could drive, and I said yes, after all it was her car.
The next thing I know, we're stuck...Bad stuck...like stuck up to the frame...all four wheels buried.
Well, the tide was coming in, and you know the rest of the story.
Damn car never started again - it was underwater! It was done.
I wonder what would've happened if she hadn't been blonde.
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'War Hero' John Kerry
I keep hearing "Vietnam Veteran" every time this joker makes a speech.
Hat Tip to Jack.
Below adds some perspective.
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As Sen. John Kerry, Massachusetts Democrat, [consolidates his]...bid for the White House, Americans should know a few things about him that he might prefer go unmentioned - and I don't mean his $75 haircuts.
When Mr. Kerry pontificated at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial on Veterans Day, a group of veterans turned their backs on him and walked away. They remembered Mr. Kerry as the anti-war activist who testified before Congress during the war, accusing veterans of being war criminals. The dust jacket of Mr. Kerry's pro-Hanoi book, "The New Soldier," features a photograph of his ragged band of radicals mocking the U.S. Marine Corps Memorial, which depicts the flag raising on Iwo Jima, with an upside-down American flag.
Retired Gen. George S. Patton III charged that Mr. Kerry's actions as an anti-war activist had "given aid and comfort to the enemy," as had the actions of Ramsey Clark and Jane Fonda. Also, Mr. Kerry lied when he threw what he claimed were his war medals over the White House fence; he later admitted they weren't his. [The ones he received are] now...displayed on his office wall.
Long after he changed sides in congressional hearings, Mr. Kerry lobbied for renewed trade relations with Hanoi. [Interestingly] at the same time, his cousin C. Stewart Forbes, chief executive for Colliers International, assisted in brokering a $905 million deal to develop a deep-sea port at Vung Tau, Vietnam - an odd coincidence.
As noted in the Inside Politics column of Nov. 14 (Nation), historian Douglas Brinkley is writing Mr. Kerry's biography. Hopefully, he'll include the senator's latest ignominious feat: preventing the Vietnam Human Rights Act (HR 2833) from coming to a vote in the Senate, claiming human rights would deteriorate as a result. His actions sent a clear signal to Hanoi that Congress cares little about the human rights for which so many Americans fought and died. [Of note], the State Department ranked Vietnam among the 10 regimes worldwide least tolerant of religious freedom.
Recently, 354 churches of the Montagnards, a Christian ethnic minority, were forcibly disbanded, and by mid-October, more than 50 Christian pastors and elders had been arrested in Dak Lak province alone. On Oct. 29, the secret police executed three Montagnards by lethal injection simply for protesting religious repression. The communists are conducting a pogrom against the Montagnards, forcing Christians to drink a mixture of goat's blood and alcohol and renounce Christianity. Thousands have been killed or imprisoned or have just "disappeared." [During the vietnam war] the Montagnards lost one-half of their adult male population fighting for the United States; and without them, there might be thousands more American names on that somber black granite wall at the Vietnam memorial.
As Mr. Kerry...[makes his] run for the presidency, people must remember that he has fought harder for Hanoi as an anti-war activist and a senator than he did against the Vietnamese communists while serving in the Navy in Vietnam.
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02.04.04
An Attack On Our Rights And Freedoms
As I mentioned here, I'm very fortunate to have firiends of this caliber.
Here's a letter from one of my binary dreamer friends that you must read.
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Ride or Drive ?
...or do you ride or drive a scooter? You don't drive a horse, do you?
I have two options for transportation on the small island I'm heading for.
A horse or a scooter?
I’ve always wanted to pull up to a Reggae or Calypso Bar on a damn horse, but then again, you don’t have to feed a scooter.
We have a jeep as well.
Damn, I think I’ll do both. I’ve never ridden either one into the ocean. Not true for a vehicle though – but that’s another story.
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Hobsons Choice
What would you choose?
Colloquial English phrase for a choice that is not a choice - either there is only one option, or two options that are equally undesirable or virtually identical.
Is this the same thing as a CatchTwentyTwo? No. CatchTwentyTwo is when both (or all) choices are contradictory. You have to be crazy to want to fly a mission, so you're grounded. But if you are scared, you're sane, so you are required to fly.
Tobias Hobson (c. 1544-1631) was a Cambridge stable manager who let horses. He insisted customers take the horse in the stall closest to the door (the next one up) or take none at all. Hence, a Hobson's choice is no choice at all. He was made famous by Milton. The phrase dates to 1660.
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Brass Balls
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon, but they had to find a way to prevent them from rolling about the deck. The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations. But, if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls quickly would rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
Hat tip to Jack.
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Good Karma
Do you believe in Karma?
Cool Runnings my friend...
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02.03.04
Two Sides of the Wrong Coin
In honor of my good friend, who died in a freak accident many many moons ago, I'm posting his last scribbles. He was truly, one of a kind.
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Two Sides of the Wrong Coin
It wasn't his pride that got in the way
It was those silk panties
She wouldn't give it up
So he rode down the road
His headlight disengaged
He was flippin' two sides of the wrong coin
The man's losin' either way
Later down the highway
He dreams of three phase drunkenness
He plans on starting out evil handsome
Then turning into the charming Romeo of the west
Becoming distinctively invisible
Makes him a happy man
Bulletproof is the passion of his crime
When he gets that coin out the next time
I hope he gets lucky
egf 4/10/82
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The Bill Slide
I was watching Bill O'Reilly interview Rudy Giuliani on the O'Reilly Factor, and the arrogance O'Reilly showed was discomforti | |