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12.31.03
Happy New Year!!

Everyone have a happy and safe New Year, and remember, tonight is amateur night - the crazies will be out.

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12.30.03
Soup Cooling Lips

My Future Poster Girl tells it like it is.

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She has a Point!

Know what she means?

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Before France?

Should Syria be first?

How about Poland, South Korea, Russia, North Korea?

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So long, so soon

I believe "Howard the Coward" is self-destructing. The more I listen to this guy, the more I believe it. He's slamming Bush on everything from the war to the economy.

As far as the war goes, Dean wants us to believe we're fighting a losing battle. He says our troops are being killed in record numbers. He says the capture of Saddam will not make us (the American people) any safer. He's wishy washy on the guilt of bin Laden.

As far as the economy goes, Dean claims that everything the Bush administration has done (to quote Dick Gephardt) is a miserable failure. According to Dean, the Administration has created a "financial disaster…the likes of which has not been seen since the Great Depression."

Do you believe this guy? He will lose big, like the loser he is.

The Dopeful's have taken "misspoke" to a new level. The more desperate they become, the longer the fish.

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12.29.03
Interconnections Between the Neurons

Go here, and you'll see what I mean.

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Pressure Cooker?

This is crazy!

Excerpt:

"A terrorist carrying explosives in a pressure cooker was chased and arrested," one security source, who would not be named, said.

"After he was arrested he was put in the car and then the bomb exploded."


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Posted: 21:46
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Religion, Manners, and the Law

Here is another one you must read.

Enough said!

Posted: 16:42
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Chicken Parmesan

Ingredients:

1 large bucket of greasy take-out chicken
1 large jar of Parmesan Ragu

Directions:

Remove the top from the bucket.
Pour in the Ragu
Return the top and shake vigorously


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12.28.03
My Grandfather Sled

When I was a kid, my Grandfather made a sled for me. It was customized for my size, and the fastest sled of all. He fabricated the rails, carved the wood, put it all together, and let me choose the paint. At that time of my life – I chose Maroon. This Puppy was bad. It was the memory. I was so PROUD!!!

It snowed more back then, and I lived on a very steep road that was perfect for high speed, hang-on with all you have, mailbox dodging, races for the bottom. Even after I applied a generous portion of soap or candle wax to the rails, it was still a 90 second ride. I mean I could outrun the dogs, and everyone else. I became a neighborhood legend. My mother received phone calls from other mothers saying I was going too fast. I must tell you, that made me feel good. I would relate this to my Grandfather, and it made him proud as well (I could tell). He would tweak my sled to make it even faster. I was challenged often, and never lost. I was the “Fastest”. It was a good time of my life, and I remember it well.

I also remember the boys who stole it from me, set it on fire, and laughed at me when I cried tears of rage. They were jealous.

But, I still remember them. They are brothers, and maybe some day I’ll look ‘em up.

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Road Tripping

I was thinking about doing a post on "Road Tripping". Not anymore.

You gotta read this.

Thanks Jim - well done. Well done indeed.

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Howard the Coward

I understand Howard "the Coward" Dean would need "more proof" before killing bin Dickhead.

Who. Would. Vote. For. This. Idiot?

He must be hangin' with that traitorous bitch Jane Fonda.

Bejus...

Also, Democratic Dopeful Jean Claude Kerry says Dean has no chance vs. Bush.

This is the ONLY accurate statement the French Looking Gentleman has made to date. Remember, this is the guy whose wife wouldn't give him any money, much less a loan.

Loser!

Posted: 16:45
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Code Orange - White Christmas

We experienced a White Christmas this year. Unintentionally, we were just lucky. It was nice while it lasted.

Anyway, we traveled through three airports, twice, with NO PROBLEMS whatsoever. The TSA folks were professional, courteous, and polite; but they missed some stuff in our carry-on luggage that I would find suspicious. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't testing 'em, but six-inch stained glass crosses would make a formidable weapon. I thought they’d at least have a look. Nope. I had 100 notes, still in the federal wrapper. Did they miss ‘em? Yeap. Can an X-ray machine determine the denominations? Could’ve been a hundred grand. My wife had her Epipen, and did they miss it? Yeap. If you stab someone with that, they’re going down. Even after the drug is injected, the syringe could be deadly.

Do I feel safer? No.

At least I wasn’t asked stupid questions like this.

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12.23.03
This is RedDog1 to Base - Over

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EACH AND ALL!

I'm Code Orange Plane Tripping.

Be back soon.

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12.22.03
Late at Night

My wife just made this........

I like it.


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Left Coast

The Left Coast experienced an Earthquake today. Maybe, some of the lefty slippers slid in. AGH!!!

That'd be too bad, eh?

Lefty slippers slid in?

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My Homeland Security

Nice Rug, eh?


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12.21.03
Question

Who has the keys to the sailboat?

Posted: 17:14
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A good cup of coffee

This is a grest post. Read it.

Posted: 16:58
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Dish Boy

Yeap - that would be me.

My wife and I entered into an agreement shortly after we were married. Obviously, she'd seen too many shocking results from the infamous Dr. Sam's Hot Wash. You let me wash it, and I can almost guarantee the laundry will be a different color afterwards. I did everything on Hot and Hot – both machines. It might’ve been a different color, but it was always clean. Hell, I’ve invented some new colors and sizes.

So, she does the laundry and I do the kitchen. Always.

She probably did me a favor though; I'd much rather be "Dish Boy" than "Pink Boy".

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I'm going to fix this.

I'm fortunate; I know a lot of people and I have great friends. Problem is, I only hear from some of 'em once a year in the form of a Christmas card.

I can do better than that, and "this" is my first New Year's resolution.

I'm going to contact everyone I know in 2004. Everyone!

Posted: 16:25
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Spit, Slug and Beat

Time Magazine is reporting that when Saddam was dragged from his rat hole, he spit on a U.S. Soldier, who promptly slugged him.

I hope it's true.

And speaking of slugging, Democratic Dopeful Wesley Clark said (live on C-SPAN), in no uncertain terms, how he would respond if they or anyone else criticized his patriotism or military record.

"I'll beat the shit out of them," Clark told a questioner as he walked through the crowd after a town hall meeting Saturday. "I hope that's not on television," he added.

Well, it was.

Posted: 11:50
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Person of the Year

Time Magazine finally got it right.

Person of the Year - The American Soldier

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12.20.03
RIP - In Honor of.....

John Steinbeck, who died this day, December 20, in 1968.

I must read "The Grapes of Wrath" (1939; Pulitzer Prize), and "Of Mice and Men", again.

This man was a genius.

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Not Ready for Prime Time

Link via Scrappleface

Excerpt:

The Institute for Journalistic Standards enforces consistency among its member reporters and editors.

Posted: 11:44
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They've Gone Mad

Lt. Col Oliver North tells it like it is.

Posted: 11:12
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12.19.03
Gin and Juice

Wait a minute - wrong guy.

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Email from Ms Anna

She is DOWNTOWN!

President Bush said Libyan envoys approached Prime Minister Tony Blair and him about nine months ago. Today, December 19, 2003, is the nine-month anniversary of the first night of bombing in Operation Iraqi Freedom!

This is just additional proof that his statement of saying that he wanted Osama bin Laden, Dead or Alive, has been heard around the world. The United States will not tolerate terrorists, those that harbor terrorists, and those that threaten our safety with weapons of mass destruction. Bush says what he means and means what he says. YES!

During his Presidency, Bush has attacked with military precision Afghanistan and Iraq, when needed. He has publicly disdained the North Korean grandiose threats, telling the world that the United States will not bow to nuclear threats, insisting and getting multi-lateral cooperation and talks with the Asian powers now involved. And now we have an example of very quiet diplomacy with Libya.

Yes, the UN will be the instrument of measurement of Libya's follow-through with the agreement, but it was the United States and Britain, whose strength was shown in leading the coalition, who brokered the agreement. Not France, not Germany, not Russia, and definitely not the UN.

Iran had already seen the writing on the wall, and went through UN channels, rather than deal with the coalition.

I look forward to the next announcement, will it be Syria?

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Libya + France = Same Thing

Libya has agreed to dismantle its weapons of mass destruction and to limit the range of their missiles to no greater than 300 kilometers, or 187.5 miles. Wonder why Gadhafi made this decision? He's lying, but he knows what happened when Reagan spanked him, and he knows Bush will stomp his pathetic ass into the camel dung he is. This piece of shit is going down, and he knows it. Payback! You do not fuck with the United States of America. We will never forget.

Remember, when we spanked that bastard Gadhafi the first time, the French wouldn't let us over fly their airspace. This resulted in the deaths of Americans, due to the longer flights. Bastards.

I'm glad I'm not French. Cowards, plain and simple. They are in the Queue.

Any French reading this? You can kiss my ass!!!

I'm still pissed off about this.

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Swap sides?

Presidential Dopeful Joe Lieberman warned Friday against replacing "one divisive leader with another divisive leader". This was a pot shot at both Bush and Dean.

It makes you want to re-read this, and think about it.

Did he just throw in the towel?

I don't know, but I do believe that Joe Lieberman is a decent man. Maybe decent enough to jump ship and endorse what’s right.

Who knows?

Posted: 17:01
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Yes or No

al-Jazeera has aired another audiotape purportedly from Ayman al-Zawahri, the number 2 dirtbag in al-Qaida. He said their fighters despite all of our military might have defeated America, and that we are unable to defend ourselves. Blablabla.

What, no video? Where's number 1?

I think there's a fair chance we vaporized bin Laden's ass in Tora Bora.

One thing is for certain, bin Laden loves the camera. I find it interesting that we haven't seen him, and we can't determine one way or the other if the voice on previous audiotapes claiming to be him, is in fact him. We have determined that the only video footage released to al-Terrzeerza was old spliced stuff.

Does he sleep with the fish, or is he waiting to show himself after the next "big operation"?

The bottom line is, if he's dead - great, if he's not - he will be.

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Future of the U.N.

The future of the United Nations is far from secure as it becomes more bloated, corrupt and centered on its own desire to dictate to the world.

Read this.

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Five Fifteen

Well, it's that time of year again. Here's my 5 bean, 15 pepper Chili recipe.

If you want it hotter, leave the seeds in the Habaneros.

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Fish Story

Have you ever really been scared?

When I was living on the Atlantic coast in north Florida, I had a two-man Air Force survival raft. One day when the surf was up, a friend and I decided to paddle out past the breakers and ride the 10-foot swells. We were in the bottom of a swell about 500 yards off shore, paddling and splashing around like children, when a shark surfaced in the top of the swell ABOVE us. I could see it's eye, it's teeth, and it was longer than the raft. I could have touched it with the oar. The shark swam 270 degrees around the raft, and then submerged. We thought, "Damn - it's going to ram us". Needless to say, we stopped paddling and sat up on the sides of the raft, and waited. When you’re sitting on the edge, it's hard to keep stable. I don't know whether or not I should have been, but I was actually scared at that moment.

We decided, that rather than draw attention to us by paddling, we'd just drift in to shore. Problem was, we were in a sideways current that was taking us toward a jetty where the waves were breaking on the rocks. We thought that would probably kill us, and it damn near did, but it was better than being eaten.

Seems funny now.

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The Proof

Democratic Dopeful John Kerry's campaign is out of cash. He's going to mortgage his home in Boston and loan himself 850K. I guess Ketchup Head sees the writing on the wall. She won't loan him the money because she knows he doesn’t have a chance.

This proves he's delusional.

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12.18.03
Tall Blondes

What can I say? You gotta go here, or here.

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Paris Hilton...

and the no-tell Motel.

Who gives a shit?

Paris Hilton = Bimbo!!!!!

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Ten Lessons

Wall Street Journal, Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Ten Lessons

By DENNIS PRAGER

Ten lessons from Saddam Hussein’s capture:

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12.17.03
Hang on to Whatever!

Happy 100th Birthday to Powered Flight!

I've flown a lot of miles in my time, and I've had a lot of "experiences" flying these miles. Following is one of 'em.

A friend and I were flying from point A to point B in a Piper Lance to do a little sailboat racing. It was about 10:00 pm. and we were in a MAJOR thunderstorm. We were unintentionally ascending and descending in 1000 ft. increments. In a matter of seconds. It appeared the lightning bolts were between the tip of the wing and my seat. This was one rough ride; I could barely hold on to my beer. This would’ve been a good flight for a shaken Martini. It was very difficult to pee in a bottle flying through this mess.

Anyway, I looked over at my buddy, Buddy (yeap - that's his name) and said "what ya think"?

Before he could answer, the pilot removed his headset and turned to face us.

These were his exact words: "Do you want me to try to keep going, or do you want me to turn around"?

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Time to Go

December 17, 2003

This Travel Warning is being issued to alert Americans to the fact that, due to security concerns, the Department of State has authorized the departure of family members and non-emergency employees of the U.S. Embassy and Consulates on a voluntary basis. Private American citizens should evaluate their own security situations and should consider departing the country. This Travel Warning supersedes that of December 8, 2003.

Don't forget to take your female dolls and stuffed animals with you.

Posted: 17:17
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Crack Dealing Democrat

Excerpt:

A cooperating federal witness bought 169 vials of crack from Sophia Merritt two weeks after she was elected to the Democratic committee in June 2002, according to a court document filed by the FBI.

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Special Thanks!

Special Thanks to Al Gore for inventing the Internet.

It sure does make Christmas Shopping easier.

Posted: 13:16
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100 Years!

12/17/1903: TELEGRAM READ: SUCCESS FOUR FLIGHTS THURSDAY MONING ALL AGAINST TWENTYONE MILE WIND STARTED FROM LEVEL WITH ENGINEPOWER ALONE AVERAGE SPEED THROUGH AIR THIRTYONE MILES LONGEST FIFTYSEVEN SECONDS INFORM PRESS HOME CHRISTMAS...

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Terror and Storms

What do terrorists and hurricanes have in common?

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, says she has invited the Number One Syrian Terrorist Bashar Assad to come to the United States to speak even though his country is designated by the U.S. as a rogue nation and sponsor of terrorism.

She said Assad so impressed her during her recent terrorism fact-finding mission to Europe and the Middle East she thought he should come to the U.S., the Houston Chronicle reported.

If you think this is crazy, go read this.

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Saddam and Bin Laden

I don't know if I believe it, but this is an interesting post. Very well researched.

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12.16.03
The Alligator

Several years ago, I remember standing on a bridge over a canal near the South Georgia coast. I was with a friend; we were baiting and setting out crab traps, when we saw a bunch of alligators swimming down the middle of the canal toward us. They were in formation like pool balls in a rack, and they were all between four and six feet in length.

I’d never seen anything like this before, so I said to my buddy “we’ve got some chicken guts left – let’s try to catch one of ‘em”. So I took some of the “crab trap rope”, doubled it, doubled it again, and secured the chicken guts to one end and a stick to the other. I tossed it at the lead gator, and it landed right on his damn head. Well I’m telling you, he rolled violently and attacked that meat with such force it made me jump. He swallowed it in one gulp, and I had him – the game was on. I didn’t know it at the time, but an alligator cannot regurgitate. So, I did indeed have him. This thing was so powerful; it damn near jerked me off the bridge. I fed out all the remaining line and headed for shore.

I needed help, because this alligator was making the water boil and dragging my ass all over the place. I said to my buddy, “Hang on to me and pay attention to the other ones”. It took us about 30 minutes to drag it up on the bank, and it was pissed. It just lay there, snorting. About 15 minutes later, I decided to get a closer look.

I approached to within about 15 feet, and that damn thing rose up and charged right at me. To this day, I don’t know how I escaped, but I do know the meaning of “assholes and elbows”. They say an alligator is as fast as a racehorse for the first 20 yards. They are correct.

Oh, I failed to mention that this all took place on a golf course. When he stopped chasing me, he lay in the middle of a par three green for hours.

Pissed off a bunch of golfers.

That is all.

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The Killer Angels

I recommend this book by Michael Shaara.

Excerpt:

When he thought of the old man he could see him suddenly in a field in the spring, trying to move a gray boulder. He always knew instinctively the ones you could move, even though the greater part was buried in the earth, and he expected you to move the rock and not discuss it. A hard and silent man, an honest man, a noble man....

Once (he).... had a speech memorized from Shakespeare and gave it proudly.... "What a piece of work is man...in action an angel!"...."Well, boy, if he's an angel, he's sure a murderin' angel".... on to school to make an oration on the subject: Man, the Killer Angel....

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12.15.03
Sleazy Democrats

This is the most dull-witted question I've heard in a long time. Obviously asked by the Demoturds.

Is Usama bin Laden next?

(baiting their audience) Hoping NO, is the answer.

France 'em all!

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I'll Take a Case

New weapon can shoot around corners

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Damn!

This is Radical!!!


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Overcooked Steak

Or should I say "Burnt Weenie Sandwich"

Rib Eye (aka - Muwaffaq al-Rubaiye) believes Saddam feels safer with the Americans.

Hehe

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Send Me Fortune Cookies

Ok Ok I know. My Fortune Cookies on my right sidebar suck. It changes every time you access my site or when you hit refresh (this is as it should be), but, the cookies taste bad. Please, send me some of your cookies.

This is still my test file. It is now time to go live with 'em.

Send 'em on.....Thanks

I really would appreciate it.

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Tyranny

Jim over at Smoke on the Water is on tonight!
This is a great post. Enough said.

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Best New Comedy

Anything staring Wolf Blitzer.

Wolf - you can kiss my A_S!!!!!!!!

Regards!

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The Dopefulls React

As expected, the Democratic Dopefulls are moving into "cover their ass" mode and are seeking new grounds for Bush bashing.

These people are like comic book characters.

Remember, these are the folks who redefined "LIE" (bad) to "MISSPOKE" (ok).

Dirtbags.

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Another View

I do not subscribe to this theory, but it would have been difficult for "the dirty shoe" to extract himself from his rat hole without assistance topside.

A number of questions are raised by the incredibly bedraggled, tired and crushed condition of this once savage, dapper and pampered ruler who was discovered in a hole in the ground on Saturday, December 13:

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12.14.03
Rope a Dope

Borrowed from ALLAH


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Odd = Stupid

Small Dogs, eh? Who's side is he on?

From Laura Ingraham.

BIDEN'S "BIG DOGS" TO THE RESCUE?

On NBC, reacting to the news of Saddam's capture, Deleware Senator Joe Biden made one of the oddest comments of the day. "We (may) actually really internationalize this, bring NATO in, bring the big dogs in, so to speak, and not have any need to add more American troops," he told Tom Brokaw. Is he saying the Big Dogs are the blue helmets? The UN high-tailed it out of Iraq after its compound was hit. So I guess that means the "small dogs" were the ones who actually caught Saddam?

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Did you hear about...?

the guy who came home after playing golf all day and smacked his wife.

She said, "why'd you do that"?

He said, "why not, I've hit everything else fat today"

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Cry"baby" Wolf

I don't know why I do this. I'm watching that clown Wolf Blitzer on CNN trying to force his man in the field to say, "there is no dancing in the streets, and there is in fact, no celebration". "The Iraq people are telling us he was just one man - he will be replaced."

ARGHH!!!! He wants the U.S. to fail in Iraq. Disgusting!

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Dean's Mob

I don'tnow whether to laugh or puke. Following are some quotes from the comments thread on Howard Dean's campaign blog.

Link via A Small Victory

WARNING: Clicking on "Read More" might make you sick.

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Dead or Alive?

I'm not sure, but it will be interesting to see if we can get any information on the involvement of other countries in Iraq after the embargo. Like the French, etc.

I bet the French are huddled up right now, like the Democrats, plotting their next move. They'll be moving into "cover their ass" mode.

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Saddam is DONE!

I salute the troops from 4th Infantry Division's 1st Brigade Combat Team.

Timeline:

1937 -- Born Tikrit, Iraq

1937 - 2003 Killed about 500,000 people, mostly Muslims.

12/13/2003 - Captured by the United States of America.

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12.13.03
How much for Sunshine?

Or a White Christmas?

This is on the edge.

El Nino, where are you?

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We Need More Like Him

Lt. Col. Allen B. West should be given a medal, not fined. We need more men like him in our military. Turn the tables, and the IslamoFacsist would have fired to kill, not frighten.

This is not "Cowboys and Indians", it's the real deal. We must win at whatever the cost. Whatever!

Go here to read more of this nonsense.

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HOW NOT TO WIN A WAR

Required reading.

Excerpt:

The mentality of being more concerned with the enemy's well being than that of our own military personnel or the success of our military mission is already having its effect.

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My Garden

At this latitude, 36' 4' W, I can usually plant a spring - summer, and a fall - winter garden. I "set out" about 50 tomato plants, and 30 or 40 pepper plants in the spring. In the fall I do a mixture of greens - collards, cabbage, lettuce, etc.

This year, my spring garden drowned. We had so much rain I should have planted rice. My fall crop was eaten by critters in the night. Whatever they are, they ate everything.

I usually shoot 'em, but my neighbor’s children are now waddlers so I stopped. Don't let anyone tell you a lead pellet won't ricochet, they will. I live in a neighborhood where using a shotgun is out of the question, so I got a .22 caliber "one pump" pellet gun with a 4X scope. This puppy is Bad JuJu, and I've got the count sheets to prove it. But it's retired.

There's always next year. Maybe I'll get an "outdoor" cat.

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Mexican Production

We're having a few friends over to the Brier Patch for dinner tonight.

Menu: everything will be homemade.

Reposado and Anejo Tequila
Jalapeno Margaritas
Tequila Sunrises
Slammers

2X Beer

Guacamole with chips

Salsa

Stuffed Jalapenos (Cream Cheese)

Corn and Flour Tortillas

Poblano Chile Rellenos
Shrimp
Cheese
Meat

Refried Beans

Rice

Ice Cream

Cigars

This is an all day production, and I have volunteered for Quality Control. This means I get to start drinking and tasting as soon as we start cooking.

Could be worse.

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12.12.03
Payback Stinks!

A friend and I sublet a nice crib from a prominent university professor in a prominent Southern city, for a summer. He summered in London. This was the Catdaddy - top floor with a view of downtown. I guess you would call it the Penthouse, although the elevator didn't open in the living room.

We had some good times. Damn good times!

After a couple of months, we were asked to leave. No problem, we were always on 10, we had it coming.

We had a 20-pound chunk of Deer in the freezer. I hate deer, that’s why it was still in the freezer.

So…

We took that slab of deer, removed the top panels on the roof of the elevator, climbed up and secured it. Bolted everything down, and broke for cover.

This was is August, and it had to be 187 degrees inside the elevator shaft.

Obviously, you can guess the rest. The elevator went from LL to the Top all day long, for days, and basically fumigated the whole building.

Damn – I think we got ‘em. We did a recon about a week later, and felt guilty.

Not Really!!!!!

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12.11.03
Viking Transportation

The Ultimate Four wheel Drive


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Looks can be Deceiving


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Counter Clockwise


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Looking the other way!

Apollo 8 - Earthrise.


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Typos

I finally determined the cause of my typo problems.

1. No glasses

2. Not enough light

3. Age

Oh well! I wish it was "too many or too much" of anything else.

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Burma Blockade

When I was a young kid (I call it the bicycle age of my life), I ran with a wild bunch. Sometimes at night, we'd sneak out for a mission. We'd meet up in the "electric yard" at the predetermined time, and review our plans. Then we'd head for someone’s back yard, which had both a swing set and a log pile. Everyone had a log pile back then.

We'd move the swing set from the back yard to the middle of the road in front of the house, preferably in the apex of a curve. Then we'd move and reconstruct the log pile between the supporting poles of the swing set. We also barricaded the ditches on either side of the road with logs. Then we'd cover the whole mess with freshly chopped branches. We all had hatchets or machetes.

Now the road was impassable, they'd have to get out of their vehicle and move our creation to continue on. This was part of the plan.

We'd lay low and wait for someone to slam on the brakes and stop. Although many people slammed into it head on, there were no resulting injuries. When they "exited the vehicle", we'd pelt them with eggs and laugh like hell while running like wild horses and making our escape.

We called this "The Burma Blockade"

I remember many more "different" missions.

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Blame Australopithecus Africanus

Looks like Global Warming has been going on longer than some people think.

A lot longer. Read this.

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We blew it up, we'll fix it

The European Union is asking the World Trade Organization to determine if the U.S. policy of excluding the countries that did not back us (excuse me, the coalition) in the war in Iraq from bidding for reconstruction contracts, is legal, and if it violates any WTO rules. The WTO also wants to review these contracts to determine whether national security exemptions should apply.

These folks still don't get it. Let me explain it once again.

"There's a new sheriff in town, and he will not cower to your ridiculous whims and your perceived ethical, social and political superiority like his predecessor."

The EU and WTO need to get on board or shut up.

A treacherous side note: Remember this?

The French are directly, 100%, responsible for killing Americans.

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12.10.03
Who Knows?, But...

Hat Tip to Jack.

Isn't it unfortunate that the three major networks choose to ignore these facts every evening?

If you have a chance to watch any TV reports, or read newspapers, you would think Iraq under the Americans is going to hell in a hand basket.

Here are some of CPA's hard, cold facts you need to keep in mind when talking about Iraq. And these don't even include the benefits accruing to the Iraqis through Task Force RIE, whose story has yet to be told.....

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I Need a Telescope

Anyone seen the moon lately?

I must have a telescope! Preferably one I can connect to a Linux box.

It reminds me of watching, with my naked eye's, the Hale-Boop comet gliding through the sky and over the horizon. Amazing!

I've got to get a closer look.

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Priorities?

Global Warming. Who gives a shit? Well actually I do, but the number one priority (right now at this moment) should be eliminating the threat posed by the IslamoFascists. After all, they want a Muslim Planet and are willing to kill every non-Muslim man, woman, and child to achieve this. These people, are crazy, extremely dangerous, and serious.

The techniques we’ll probably have to use to quench this threat are definitely conducive to global warming.

We're damn lucky Gore and his mob aren't dirving.

If we don't solve the terrorism problem first, Global Warming won't matter.

Anyway, go on over to Key Issues and follow all the links for a great "back and forth".

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It could be a very hot spring

The situation in the Far East is heating up. Are the state of affairs between China and Taiwan about to come to a head?

Go here for one thought.

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What Goes Around Comes Around

I support our policy barring companies from countries opposed to the Iraq war from bidding on $18.6 billion in reconstruction contracts. No work - No Pay.

I also believe that companies in countries that supported the coalition should not be allowed to purchase materials from companies in countries that DID NOT support the coalition.

France 'em!

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Kick It Up a Notch

Liquid Bombs

Israeli Intelligence has reveled that the "Followers of the Religion of Peace" have a new type of explosive which is smaller and much more powerful than what they currently use. It is more easily concealed than a bomb belt and can also be deployed in liquid form. This means these IslamoFascists can soak their clothes in it, and it will be virtually undetectable. It was also reveled that this new composite bomb substance, when used with new and improved timers and detonators, cannot be disarmed. Even if these "Followers" are detained before they reach the target, the bomb will explode.

If true, this proves Nation States are encouraging and supporting them. On their own, there is no way these cave dwellers could accomplish this.

But, we already know this. Why don't we just grab the bull by the horns and...

Source : DEBKAfile

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12.09.03
The UN is Evil

Clipped this from "Who Tends the Fires".

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Howard Dean -- the thinker

By George Will

Excerpt:

Howard Dean is no fool. He is, however, not much of a thinker. His talk flows as rapidly as a mountain brook, but is no deeper than one of those.

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More on Bore Dean

Here's another take by Dick Morris.

This is a damn cat fight.

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More from the Hildebeast

"We're going in the wrong direction in this country. We are being taken down some dangerous paths both at home and abroad and we need to change the White House's occupant," charged Sen. Hillary Clinton on Meet the Press.

Bejus, she just won't shut up.

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12.08.03
Windows

Micro$oft Sucks.

That is all.

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Trinity by Bill Whittle

This is some fine writing. You will not be disappointed.

Trinity - Part I

Trinty - Part II

Enough said. Read 'em.

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Email from Iraq

Head on over to the VodkaPundit and have a look see at this.

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Dumb and Dumber

Gore endorses Dean!

Think he's looking to be Vice President again? Just kidding.

How do you think his boy Joe feels?

Birds of a feather...

Update: Gore called Dean the only candidate who could "take America back on behalf of the people of this country."

Gore is delusional.

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Koreans Breaking for Cover

Chalk one up for the Islamofascists.

South Korean engineers are quitting Iraq because two of their own were killed in an ambush last week. Ungrateful cowards. Of course, they’ll still expect the U.S. to protect them from their good friends up North.

Read more here.

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Fighters, Fools and Nitwits

Timmy Robins should be brought up on charges.

Head on over to The Intellectual Conservative and read this.

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12.07.03
Being Home

I've been gone for what seems like forever. (I take many emergency business trips) It's good to be home. You know, when you travel weekdays and weekends (business or pleasure), you miss your bed; you miss small things like grinding coffee beans, your "blogging workspace", your solitude, your back yard, your stuff, your machines, and your freezer food. I just miss the shit I take for granted.

But, there is (are) nothing BETTER than friends.

Sometimes, staying at home is good.

All said and done - I'm heading for the Caribbean in early 2004. Meeting up with my four best friends and their mates. Do you think we'll have any fun?

I am not moving until Xmas. I'm digging in.

That’s the way it's going to be. Period.

The Supreme Commander agrees.

Life is good!

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Toe Cleavage

Having surgery on your feet so you can fit into the latest fashion shoes (AKA stilettos) by some asshats named Manolo Blahniks or Jimmy Choos.

Manolo and his buddy Jimmy know what they can choo on.

Excerpt:

"It's a scary trend,"

Scary trend?

Fact: If my wife didn't wear shoes, you couldn't even tell she has feet!

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Go to France!

France should be a four-letter word.

I understand Kerry (the French looking Gentleman) used the *F* word to express his frustration and anger over how the Iraq issue has hurt him because he voted for the war.

Will he stand by his guns? No! Will he back peddle from his previous stance in order to get votes? Yes! Will he try to identify with his audience by using whatever means (damn cussing) necessary? Yes? Will he have a different stance tomorrow? Yes! Will that change the day after tomorrow? Yes! Does he have a chance? No!

It's not just him; all of the Desperate Dopefulls are spinning out of control.

As far as Kerry is concerned, I say FRANCE em'.

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Frozen Balls

I must say the Smokey Mountains are beautiful this time of year. Snow at higher elevations, ice and fog everywhere else - breathtaking. But, it's too damn cold to play golf! Yeap - played 18 yesterday and I froze my balls off.

I'll never learn – frozen balls just don’t fly as far.

Also, playing a round of golf when there are snowmen in the fairways is crazy.

Anyway, all had a good time.

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12.04.03
Mountain Tripping!

Heading out again. Be back in a few days.

Go hang out with my "Internet Chic". She be cool!

Have a good weekend...Sam

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An Original Thought?

I was having a conversation with a friend the other night, and the following question was posed.

Is there such a thing as an original thought?

What do y'all think?

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Hate Speech

Gary Aldrich sums it up fairly well.

Excerpt:

And they will do anything they have to do to get their power back. They will lie, cheat and destroy others to get what they want. But they are no worse than others I met as an FBI agent. Except, in every profession but politics, you can be put in prison for lying, fraud, stealing, and trying to falsely imprison innocents – like Billy Dale, of the White House Travel Office, for example.

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12.03.03
The Brier Patch Client

The Brier Patch is 3D, and it ain't cleaned up.

Kelly showed her back-end. The Discount Blogger showed his as well. DAX showed his Client.

This is the inside of a trashed Brier Patch.

FRONT

BACK

OTHER SIDE

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It was an Inside Job

The plot thickens.

Ah - now we have it. My wife was reading Key's (whom she affectionately refers to as my internet chick – that’s a compliment by the way) blog last night, and I was splainin' how posted comments are for the world to see. The reason I was splainin' comments is because I caught my wife doing a little "minimize in a hurry" maneuver. I thought nothing of it until Today. In my small mind, I failed to consider email.

My beautiful wife is busted!

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How old am I?

I am old enough to know better and too young to resist!

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Quote

From Laura Ingraham:

I always thought it was a much more difficult project than the Administration was prepared to admit.

Hillary "Nostradamus" Clinton, on our Iraq stabilization and reconstruction efforts.

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12.02.03
Smoke Screen

Excerpt:

Former US president Jimmy Carter and Hollywood actor Richard Dreyfuss launched tirades against the Bush administration and its head. Carter accused George W. Bush of failing to address the sufferings of the Palestinian people which he said were the main cause of terror and hostility towards America in the Middle East. In other words, Bush policies were responsible for world terrorism – an unusually harsh judgment of a White House incumbent to be voiced in public by a former US president, especially in the middle of a war.

Peanut Head is full of Shit!

Anyone interested in Israeli-Palestinian peace must read this.

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This is Funny

Some law firm just did a Yahoo search for "pro's for illegal immigration" and hit my site. I hope they read THIS.

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Hillary's Military Fan Club

Great post from Ain't Done It. Read it here. Don't miss REAL REACTIONS on his site.

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Put to Death

This kid should be tried as an adult, then put to death.

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Hi Daddy

If this dosen't choke you up, you are not Human.

I put it in this category because, without IslamoFascists, this would never have occurred.

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20 Truths

Pay particular attention to #13. I believe the Jews will be victorious in number six as well.

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Enough is Enough

This traitor will not shut-up. I hope she does get in the ring.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, fresh from her own trip to Iraq, accused President Bush yesterday of conducting the war by a "political calendar," saying he had dispatched the wrong "mix of troops" to secure the country and that victory "is not certain."

If you really want to get angry, read the rest here.

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The Blue Screen of Death at 70 mph

There goes the Automobile Industry.

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12.01.03
Deep Purple

Smoke on the Water

Thanks to Key and Donnie.

This is now on my blogroll.

Cool Runnings!

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My 1st Plane Ride

I've flown in one of these.

My first plane ride was on the last flight one of these made. It was an American Airlines flight from Nashville, TN to Louisville, KY.

I was very young, but I remember it.

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Southern Women

I love Southern Women.

Kelley has a great post here.

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Right Thinking Woman

Ann Coulter is Right again.

Excerpt:

The main lesson from the court's discovery of the hidden gay-marriage clause is that these judges are in the wrong job. If they can find a right to gay marriage in the Massachusetts Constitution – never before detected by any human being – we need to get them looking for Osama bin Laden. These guys can find anything!

Read it all here.

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Cut The Hypocrite Out

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton said on Monday more U.S. troops were needed in Iraq and urged the Bush administration to actively seek United Nations involvement to give greater legitimacy to rebuilding efforts.
Clinton, who visited U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan over the Thanksgiving holiday, said there was not the "right mix of troops" to get the job done.

I guess the "right mix of troops" should include Arkansas State Troopers.

"We need more MPs (military police), we need more intelligence, we need more civil affairs, we need a bigger presence (in Iraq)," the Democratic New York senator and former first lady told NBC's "Today" show.

"More intelligence"? That's exactly why you and your mob are not running things. Just keep bashing and bitching - that's all you know how to do. Maybe you needed a little more intelligence during your stay in the White House. After all, your husband was impeached because he is a lier. You've had a good teacher.

She added: "Clearly, what we are doing now is not an effective strategy. We need to get the U.N. back in as quickly as possible to internationalize this."

The United States invaded Iraq and toppled Iraqi President Saddam Hussein without the backing of the United Nations, which later pulled out most of its foreign staff from Iraq after its Baghdad headquarters was bombed in August.

In the short term, Clinton said there needed to be a United Nations mandate for Iraq that would give more legitimacy to U.S. efforts to rebuild the country.

Asked whether she thought the Bush administration would be open to more international involvement in Iraq, Clinton replied: "I think they have to be."

"That's one of the reasons why bringing the U.N. in would be a benefit for the Bush administration as well as the prospects for creating conditions that would lead to democracy," said Clinton, wife of ex-President Bill Clinton.

We brought in the U.N., remember? They broke for cover when the going got tough, after the U.S. offered additional security forces. They turned down our offer, not the other way around.

President Bush made a surprise visit to Baghdad last Thursday to boost morale in the face of continuing U.S. casualties.

Given security concerns, anyone should understand why he did it. Hillary, on the other hand, telegraphed her trip for maximum publicity. She is shamless, not as bright as some people think, and unlike Bush, has no class.

Clinton, who made her own trip the following day, applauded the president for visiting U.S. troops but said his trip should not be a substitute for a decent strategy in Iraq.

He stole her thunder and she's pissed. I love it!

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In Perspective

Bill Whittle is not out of Airspeed, not out of Altitude, and definitely not out of Ideas.

Go read the Math Quiz.

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