You know what pisses me off? I'll tell you.

I live across the street from the 2nd fairway (par 4) of the la dee dah country club around here. They start mowing the damn grass at 7:00am every day. I have no problem with that, except on SAT and SUN. Give me a break...some people like to "sleep in" on weekends.

I have a pretty decent scope, and I've put 'em in the cross-hairs. I wouldn't shoot the mowee, but I just might take out the engines on those damn mowers that are as loud as a pissed off T-Rex...but, before I do that, I'm going to politely ask them to mow the back nine first...on weekends.

If that doesn't work, I'm going to organize the neighborhood...get some tips from a Chicago thug living in Washington, and make 'em an offer. If that doesn't work...well...I can be creative.

I kid you not...I have a mission.