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07.12.08
Mushroom Pizza

This wasn't there yesterday. It grew overnight in my backyard and is quite possibly the biggest mushroom I've ever seen. I must have some radioactivity going on.

Check it out.


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Damn thing looks like a Pizza.


Posted: 09:12
Category: Worm Hole
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Big, but damned ugly!!!

Posted by: Christina at July 12, 2008 09:54 AM

That shit ain't right.

Oh, and loved the shot of Stretch checking out the vile thing.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 12, 2008 10:47 AM

i think i would probably vomit on the spot if i came within 100 yards of that thing. god in heaven i do so hate mushrooms.

Posted by: Erica at July 12, 2008 11:01 AM

That's the scariest fucking fungus I think I've ever seen...and you know how ugly my feet are.

That thing makes a Portobello look like a Fungal Fart in a Windstorm. I'd advise against eating it, though. If it didn't kill you outright, it might have you hallucinating until the Last Trump blows.

Or until the next Presidential election, which also blows.

Posted by: Elisson at July 12, 2008 12:23 PM

Damn, that is one badass 'shroom.

Posted by: Jim- PRS at July 12, 2008 01:23 PM

I didn't realize you live in Love Canal. The embedded leaf is a nice touch. If you don't kill it, the next time we see it it might be your lil face peering out in terror like that leaf.

Posted by: Velociman at July 12, 2008 07:20 PM

That'll teach you to throw your Viagra pills out in the yard.

Either that, or Stretch has some hefty fertilizer he's spreading around.

Wait a minute... you're not feeding Viagra to the dog are you?

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at July 13, 2008 07:53 AM

Bring it to Helen and we'll feed it to Catfish.

BTW - are you showing up on Thursday again? I hope so 'cause I am...

Posted by: zonker at July 16, 2008 01:31 AM

Wow. All the rain has helped the shroom population around here but jebus, I don't have anything like that in my yard. Even my old place that was so damp it felt like I was living inside a shroom didn't get anything that big and I had a lot of different ones there.

Posted by: Libby at July 17, 2008 02:30 PM
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