His doctors tell me he has the perfect physique. They also tell me he has the best disposition of any Dachshund they know. My dog Stretch has everyone fooled, but I will say, he can back down the big ass chocolate Lab that lives behind us every time. He is fearless, and on my side...which is a good thing. I'm serious, he takes on dogs that out weigh him ten or twenty times...and will not back off.

German Engineered.

This little Rascal is fearless, but really smart. I pay close attention to his shenanigans, and he works it out. He remembers...he learns..and he is as stubborn as anyone can be. He can also dig a hole as deep as he is long in no time.

I've not had to shoot any squirrels, rabbits, or snakes in a while. I think I'm going to get him a buddy, but I really don't know if I could handle two of 'em.

He is one bad-ass ride.