Yesterday evening, I called a good friend of mine. I told him, "you need to be the first to know". He said know what about what?" I said, "I'm whoring out your wife." He said, "really?". I said, "yes". He said, Can we make any money?" I said, "probably." He said "cool with me".

I have never thought of myself as a pimp, but you never know...

Bwahahahahah!!!!!!

I swear, I can't make this shit up!!!

I'm just saying...