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08.08.07
At Random

I have always flown an American Flag from before Memorial Day to after Labor Day...also on Veterans Day, etc. I raised my flag, as I always have every year, a week before Memorial Day. 2001 was no different...it is still flying...it will never come down. After 9/11, everyone was flying the flag...not now...what happened? Why is that? Was it trendy?

I heard some people saying today, that if Hillary Clinton is elected president, they'll leave the country. Fuck that, if the Hildebeast is elected, we'll probably all have to evacuate...we'll be under attack with some bad stuff. I swear to the Maker, I will personally, if possible, make Alec Baldwin and Michael Moore, and all of their coward ass pussy friends, stay and inhale the germs and radiation. They should experience first hand what they're fighting for, ya think?

Many many years ago I obtained a Buck Titanium folding knife. 5 inches closed, 9 inches open. Sweet. It has been missing for a long time...I found it today...sweet.

I have / had a lot of computers. I'm cleaning my office, and after I removed multiple hard drives from seven or so machines...I worked over the insides with a crowbar, and I beat the ever loving shit out of what was left with a sledge hammer. They will never run again, trust me. On the advice of my friend Zonker, I kept a laptop. I'm gonna stake that fucker like I staked this one., and then do some horseshoes. The Zonkman is as crazy as I am.

I called the Junk Yard Dogs to come and haul off the mess I made today...with some other stuff. Anyway, I like their pricing scheme...based on refrigerators.

I always have a bunch of fireworks laying around. While making my mess today, I found a bunch of mortar shells, but I couldn't find the launching tube, so I fired 'em up and tossed like a grenade.

Big mistake...I set the fucking front yard on fire...I had to scream for my woman to bring on the hose. No shit, I set the front yard on fire...looked like something you'd see on the news. She had to put water on the yard, and the roof. I can tell you for certain, I have not heard the last of that.

Anyway, not much going on around here...just another day in the Brier Patch.

Posted: 20:17
Category: Observations
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You seriously set the lawn on fire? Hahahahahaaaa...you crazy fucker. I never thought I'd have to give you this advice, though: TAKE PICTURES!

Bwahahaa!

Posted by: zonker at August 8, 2007 10:21 PM

Women -- no sense of humor

Posted by: hoosierboy at August 9, 2007 07:52 AM

Are you related to my husband? He nearly set the garage on fire with his fireworks gone a-stray!

Posted by: oddybobo at August 9, 2007 09:14 AM

Dayum.

I mean DAYUM!

I still love you, though, Sam.

I'm sure your woman does, too!

Lord knows the dog does...

Posted by: Christina at August 9, 2007 06:33 PM

Hahahahaha!! Good Lord. What I want to know is Stretch okay??

You are married to a good woman. "I set the front yard lawn on fire" - Dayum. That's something...

Posted by: Richmond at August 9, 2007 08:34 PM

... 81mm?...

Posted by: Eric at August 10, 2007 11:54 AM

Bejus. It hasn't rained here in two weeks, it's been 100+ plus degrees and you're lobbing firework bombs onto your tinder dry grass? You're lucky you didn't burn your house down.

On the bright side, I guess you won't have to mow the lawn for a while.

Posted by: Libby at August 12, 2007 12:24 PM

LMAO!!!! Hey, we still have our flags up...

You set your yard on fire??? You're gonna have some nice grass next year!!!

Posted by: Kelly at August 15, 2007 09:44 AM
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