Bend over and lick them.

I have a full proof remedy for that...we could cut 'em off...

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You know... Christina has a point... ;)

I bet he'd have taken the test if they'd have let him scratch his balls for a second...

Geez, Sam - you're famous!

Damn, I hate when that happens!

That was not me. I'm much taller than that, with nuts that don't itch. Itchy balls do itch though. What if it was a woman and her titties itched? I imagine when they itch, they'd need scratched too.

You ever have an itch you just can't scratch?...

Cuttin' 'em off ain't gonna fix why he got pulled over.

Unless they go a little higher and cut him off at the waist, in which case he won't be able to reach the peddles, but might live in which case he will then probably qualify for a shitload of government money and a very nice civil suit. Instant disability.

For the quick fix cut, you've got to stay above the shoulders, and not below the waist.

Sound like anything you've seen crazy people try lately, for matters far less serious?

It wasn't a serious blog brother... but nut cuttin' ... strikes a nerve with me, mine have been cut, not literally, but figuratively, certainly, and rightfully so.

Those kinds of comments don't ring not serious to some people. I am one of them.

No offense meant to any parties, and I hope none taken, but the consequences are many times as serious to one side as they are the other.