I look out the window of my office this morning and I see a fucking Termite truck in my driveway. Two Nigerians are on the way to my front door. Me and Stretch and my little friend met 'em head on. My dogie Stretch appeared to make 'em nervous...He can smell a rat, so to speak. I am at one with my puppy.

Paul Oleghe and Paul Mugabbe asked if I was busy.

I said, "not really, I'm just cleaning my guns"

They got the message. If they come back, I'll drop 'em both.

I live in a nice neighborhood, but you never know...