I do loves me some jellybeans on occasion.

But I have to admit...

I'm in the jellybean aisle, similar to the coffee bean aisle, in our local grocery. A million different colors. I've got a gallon sack stuffed with about a half a million different flavors, and I dropped it. It was loud...and those fuckers scattered like a cluster bomb. Jellybeans were everywhere.

Damn...that is a shitload of jelly beans...you would not believe how many jellybeans will fit in a gallon sack.

Pure instinct...I looked in all directions, did a quick analysis of the situation, and then broke for cover. The only witness was laughing her ass off...as I did...all the way home.

Bottom line is I'll have to fess up sooner than later, but it was damn funny at the time. I know they have me on tape. I can only hope they laughed as hard as that nice lady who witnessed the whole thing.

Anyone want to go shopping with me?

Bwahahahahahahah!!!

If you don't here from me soon...I'm in jail.