A Conversation With My Dog
Me: Stretch, there seems to be some dirt in the fuel line.
Stretch: I hate it when that happens.
Me: I'm a honorable and loyal man, and I hate it when I receive Hate Mail from someone I once considered to be a friend.
Stretch: Play her the song.
Me: OK...that is why you're my best friend...you dog you.
This is for you Bitch...you are Pretty Fucked Up
Right, wrong, or indifferent...I remember everything.