A long time ago, I was driving on the wrong side of the road. I took out a bunch of trees. Wood was flying everywhere. Got caught, almost. I could have been in some pretty deep shit, so I paid for 'em...the local authorities man looked the other way if you know what I mean. Took the cash.

I drove by there the other day...the damn trees are still gone...never replanted.

I want my money back.