My backyard neighbor has recently adopted an "outside" cat. I have nothing against cats, but this one is driving Stretch absolutely crazy. Stretch can't get to it because of the fence, the damn cat knows this...and taunts him, and that really makes him ballistic. He, Stretch, is keeping the whole damn neighborhood awake with his continous barking. Stretch and I had a talk this morning. I told him my plan, and he agreed

Tonight, I'm gonna shoot that damn cat...jump the fence and recover its body..dispose of it...and be done with it. I checked it out last night...there is enough light to get a clean shot...that cat will be history.

I know nothing. Damn thing moved on as far as I'm concerned.