The Fewer Keystrokes The Better.

I embrace technology, but I'm sick and tired of having to select "Spanish" or "English" every time I swipe my debit card.

This is America. We speak English, not Spanish. If you Spanish speakers can't learn to read and speak English, go back to where you came from. Hell, just leave anyway.

Illegal immigrants are seeking millions of dollars in U.S. civil suites because they're offended that U.S. citizens (who believe as I do; if you enter my country illegally you have no rights), are holding them at gunpoint.

If you show up in my back yard, I'll drop you...with no hesitation at all.

Gives new meaning to plinking.