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10.03.05
The Whip Was Down
I’ll be back later when I can do the Helen Blodgmeet some justice, but in the meantime; I’m still laughing at the question I was asked by the nice lady staying in the room next to me. No way she could’ve gotten any sleep before four. "Just exactly what are you folks doing?, she asked" Velociman lost all his shit Friday night. Saturday morning, he yelled from below, "have you seen my…..?" I replied… "I’ve got your cowbell, your laptop, and the fucking monkey. Georgia has the bullwhip." I kid you not!!! 
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THAT is Classic! ; ) Posted by: Christina at October 3, 2005 05:14 PM
I beg to differ. I was there, and THIS is what you said: http://getonthe.blogspot.com/2005/10/chartered-excursion-helen-ga.html Hot diggity. I wouldn't have missed this for the world! Posted by: Omnibus Driver at October 3, 2005 05:32 PM
That shit was off the hook, my man... Posted by: Kelley at October 3, 2005 06:57 PM
You can't make this shit up. Don't forget Miss Hat Hair, either. I thought you were gonna rupture yourself laughing. Posted by: Elisson at October 3, 2005 10:51 PM
I was also missing my cellphone, both room keys, my shirt, my carkeys, my sunglasses, and my reading glasses. Most were eventually recovered. Posted by: Velociman at October 3, 2005 11:01 PM
At least someone has finally taken the title of "loses all his sh!t" from me.... ...grumble...I seem to ALWAYS miss playing with the cool kids. ...return of the SSG: 36 days.... Posted by: Adam at October 3, 2005 11:19 PM
You can't blame all that shit on me, I was not there, Cat Posted by: catfish at October 4, 2005 12:50 PM
That was so classic. Especially because some unsuspecting guests were standing on the balcony listening to the exchange. Sam my man..you ROCK! Dude..the Books on CDs? Only way to go. Thanks for the recommendation. Posted by: Moogie at October 4, 2005 01:24 PM
.. you're a rocker, Sam... thanks for letting us milk that German lass in your room... did you let her in?... Posted by: Eric at October 4, 2005 01:26 PM
Cat may not have been there physically, but he was mos' definitely there in spirit. Fo' sho... Posted by: Elisson at October 4, 2005 06:49 PM
OMG! That is PRICELESS! Too bad you didn't get a picture of the look on the lady's face when she heard that. Posted by: Maeve at October 4, 2005 11:20 PM
Hehe...sounds like a helluva time! Posted by: Kelly at October 5, 2005 02:05 PM
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