Occasionally, it gets a little cramped here in the Brier Patch. I have five laptops, five desktops (all of various flavors…Linux, Unix, Mac, and fucking Windows) and all of the associated peripherals. Fact of the matter is: I’ve got a lot of shit. I need want all of this stuff?

I just bought the top of the line HP all in one’er. Color photo printer, color copier, color faxer, color flatbed scanner, color everything. Everything is in living color. No shit. Anyway, this “unit” takes up about 10 % of the space that all of my other junk did. Very cool.

While I was at it, I snagged a new cell phone. Hell, if you try to look at it sideways…you can’t even see it. Too thin. I can’t go anywhere without a laptop, so a Blackberry is overkill. Too big, and no bang. Way overrated.

I’m reconfiguring my office, after all, Stretch needs his own chair.

I’m just saying.