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08.02.05
The Sign Of The Shoes
I was talking to DAX today, when I said, �I gotta call you back man, there�s a I open the door just as he was about to ring the bell. Stretch is all over him. Me: �STRETCH!!!� Cop: �You must have seen me comming...I can see why you call him Stretch.� Me: �What?�hold on�let me snag him.� I�m now holding my dog, and he is GROWLING like a MOFO. He is small, but fearless. Cop: �Have you seen the shoes?� Me: �What shoes?� I�m thinking, �This is too weird.� Cop pointing toward the sky: �Those shoes� Me: �What shoes?� Cop: �Those shoes� Me: �Oh, those shoes�the one�s hanging from the wire?�
Me: �For the last five years, there have always been shoes hanging from the power lines. I think it�s a high school thing.� Cop: �Those are new shoes� Me: �Really?� The Cop and I move in for a closer look: Cop: �See� Me: �Yeap, looks like a couple of pairs of NIKE� Cop: �Yeap, how long have they been there?� Me: �I have no idea�I hadn�t noticed them� Cop: �Do you know what that means?� Me: �Know what �what� means?� Cop: �Shoes hanging on the power line across from your house.� Me: �I have no idea� Cop: �That is the sign of a drug dealer� Me: �What?� Cop: �Yeap�the gangs do it to make it easier to score� Me: �Really?� Cop: giving me the evil eye�saying nothing. Me: �Do I look like a drug dealer to you?� Cop: still giving me the evil eye�saying nothing. Me: �Are there gangs here?� Cop: �Yes� Me: �So, what do you want me to do?� Cop: �Report anything suspicious� I live in a town with 42k people. I�m on a first name basis with the people who sack my groceries, for goodness sake. I drive slow, and wave to everyone�they wave back. This is fucking Mayberry. Anyway, the Cop walks up the road to where someone is building a house, and talks to the workers. As he is returning to his car, and as I�m taking pictures of the shoes, he said: �I�ve got to get out of this heat� I shit you not�I could not make this up. 
Comments
Weird as hell. I'd be suspicious of that cop...but that's just me. Posted by: Dana at August 3, 2005 01:49 PM
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