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06.16.05
I Wish It Wasn't So

I’ve said it before, and I’m saying it again…American vehicles SUCK!!!

My wife has a Chevrolet Blazer with about 70K, and it is a PIECE OF SHIT.

PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT. PIECE OF SHIT.

Do I feel better now? NO!!!! Original post? NO!!!

Instead of trading it in, I think I'll just blow the f***er up. I will film it.

Posted: 15:02
Category: Technology
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Comments

Hey Man, I've seen some Lexus blazer's. Get her one of those. I bet you'll get laid for a good while if you wrap it up in a big red bow and park it in the driveway.

Is a Lexus unamerican enough for you?

If not, I think Mercedes Benz makes a blazer knock off too.

Then, there's the ever lovin' Range Rover.

See bro'. You got options.

I'm glad my wife has her own truck... Keeps her outta mine... I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: RedNeck at June 16, 2005 06:11 PM

Before you blow up the blazer...how 'bout let's ask Sen. Durbin for a ride? Bwhahahaha.

Actually, when I have a steady income again, it's going to be almost time to replace the Volvo. I'm going to be in the market in the next year; I always listen to word-of-mouth shit about cars from people with sense. Good to know you wouldn't recommend the Blazer. Narrows it down!

Posted by: Kelley at June 16, 2005 08:39 PM

I'm not sure I understand your post.

Are you saying that you're dissatisfied with your vehicle?

Posted by: jmflynny at June 16, 2005 09:33 PM

I absolutely agree, Sam. I bought my Honda Civic new in 1991. I'm still driving it 14 years and 208,000 miles later, and it's still running like a top.

BTW, technically speaking, my Honda Civic is American made. It was assembled in Marysville, Ohio. :)

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2005 08:59 AM

Should have gotten a FORD, Found On Road Dead, I been driving Fords for many a year, no problems ever.

Posted by: catfish at June 17, 2005 02:33 PM

Should have gotten a FORD, Found On Road Dead, I been driving Fords for many a year, no problems ever.

Posted by: catfish at June 17, 2005 02:34 PM

Sam, e-mail me, bruddah. I'll give you some inside scoop on the state-of-the-industry.

And bummer that your Blazer's pulling major vacuum. But such is the nature of that particular beast.


Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 17, 2005 04:30 PM

I hear ya...

But I have been fortunate with the Expedition, only maintenance expenses thus far.

(Though I shalll surely be punished for saying so!)

Posted by: Key at June 17, 2005 07:22 PM

A Benz? Nah... I'd not recommend that one... even I wouldn't buy that car since I was introduced to Toyota.

Posted by: Ann at June 18, 2005 05:11 AM

Yeah, I have one of those too. Brakes had to be redone from the master cylinder back, new heater core, new radiator, new heater core again.

I don't have a thing against Chevy's but there's something wrong with a vehicle that is taller than it is wide. Think about it.

I'm just holdin' on to mine til I can find my dream Camaro ...

Posted by: Kelly Drennan at June 18, 2005 07:37 AM

Hey, I've got a 79 Pinto I'll sell you. Mint condition. Never been blown up. (I've been blown in it, though.) Serious offers only. Call me at BR549.

Posted by: Dash at June 19, 2005 12:36 AM

Dash...does it have Firestones on it?

Posted by: Sam at June 19, 2005 09:14 AM

How about a "blazer shoot" sometime in the future? For a donation, shoot the POS!

Posted by: Marcus at June 20, 2005 07:59 PM

My Pontiac Grand Prix GTP is the biggest piece of dog shit ever. This piece of GM shit has been in the dealer more times to be repaired than the catholic church has raped little boys. I wouldn't drive another piece of shit GM again if someone bought it and gave it to me for free............. BTW my Honda Civic has almost 2 hundred thousand miles on it and still goin strong...........GM can eat my ass !!

Posted by: Ken at October 22, 2005 04:05 PM
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