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02.11.05
Sitting Bullshit

Ann Coulter on Ward Churchill.

"...Churchill has gone from claiming he is one-eighth Indian "on a good day" to claiming he is "three-sixteenths Cherokee," to claiming he is one-sixty-fourth Cherokee through a Revolutionary War era ancestor named Joshua Tyner. (At least he's not posing as a phony Indian math professor.) A recent investigation by The Denver Post revealed that Tyner's father was indeed married to a Cherokee. But that was only after Joshua's mother –- and Churchill's relative -– was scalped by Indians..."


Posted: 07:56
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That's good - I read Ann's column yesterday. Damn, I have some relatives named Tyner. I hope I'm not related to that goofy bastard Churchill. I'd scalp him if I saw him.

Posted by: Dash at February 11, 2005 09:39 AM

I have to say, I'm not a big Coulter fan, but this column absolutely made me fall out of my chair laughing! Thanks for the excerpt. --Will

Posted by: WillyShake at February 11, 2005 11:46 AM
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