Iraq's interim Prime Minister Ayd Allawi said following the weekend's elections:

"The terrorists have been defeated."

What?

Wishful thinking...Allawi sounds like Hanoi John, or the Swimmer.

I guess the U.S. should pack up and go home. Mission Accomplished.

Kerry said the Iraq Election: "Was No Big Deal"

What?

Remember, Hanoi John dismissed the Iraqi election on Sunday, warning Americans not to "overhype". In his "expert" opinion, it was no big deal.

What?

"No one in the United States should try to overhype this election," Kerry told NBC's "Meet the Press."

I know Traitor John is rested after vacationing on Mars, but he is like crabs in a college dorm...he just won't go away.

Might have to burn everything.

What an arrogant asshole.