Anyone ever done that before?

My wife has been out of town since Saturday, so I've been hanging with my 12 lb. puppy. Last night, I was horizontal on the couch with Stretch curled in the rollipolli position on my stomach. I decided to go to bed, and I just didn't have the heart to wake the little monster fella, so I scooped him up and plopped him in the bed. He never moved.

I'm deep dreaming.

At four am., he decides to practice his version of the "atomic drop" on my face. Scared the shit out of me, and it hurt like hell. I was reaching for the survival tool when I realized what happened. It felt like someone dropped a ten pound barbell on my nose.

He is one lucky dog, but we gotta have a talk.