Behind Enemy Lines
My wife is in Kalifornia, out on the Left Coast, for about a week, and since she couldn’t fly with a handgun, I asked her not to get into any red state blue state discussions with anyone.
I also told her, “I wouldn’t even discuss Quiche.”
I do want her to return safe and sound, but, if she enters into any discussions on politics or religion with a blue state liberal, we’ve got a problem.
She will never back down.
She should have been at my workplace yesterday. Some dimbulb was stating, absolutely SURE, that Veteran's Day wasn't a real holiday. She was positive it was "just made up so the government can goof off an extra day."
I now have a hole in my tongue from biting.
Biting my own, I mean.
Felt the need to clarify..... this IS California, you know. :)