Now wait a minute. Explain this deal about you not having to move to The People's Republic of California since Bush has been re-elected. I don't get it.

Because, most of the left coast liberals said they were moving to Canada if Bush was re-elected. If Kerry had been elected, I was going to move to California and perform my civic duty. Straighten 'em out a bit.

But since Bush slammed their boy, I assume they will all hold true to their promises, and leave the country.