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10.31.04
Slicing Okra

I was slicing Okra for a little Jambalaya we were cooking last night, when I cut the shit out of my thumb. Yeap, I put Okra in everything, if it’s fresh. Anyway, I was bleeding like a “stuck pig”. I think it was a two or three stitcher.

My beautiful wife, who runs the Trauma center in the Brier Patch, turned on the lights and siren, and broke for the medical locker…bad news, we only had 3 small band-aids, but we had some liquid band-aid. That shit is amazing…Star Trek amazing!

She gopped a big ass wad on my thumb, and presto…sealed. I slept well.

28 hours later:

Yeah, well maybe, maybe not. Now, I’m put together with some gauze and electrical tape…but it works. I think…I hope.

You gotta love technology. Liquid whatever.

Posted: 19:53
Category: Food & Drink
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eeew...
I don't which is more gross...blood or okra!!

Posted by: Key at November 1, 2004 05:12 PM

Both of 'em together. At least I didn't have to fake out the trick-or-treaters. It was the real deal.

Posted by: Sam at November 1, 2004 06:03 PM

I like Okra, fried, pickled, boiled, hell it's all good. As for the liquid band aid stuff, that sounds cool, but think, just think, of the absolutely cool shit you could do with liquid duct tape. Now that, that has applications...

Posted by: RedNeck at November 1, 2004 07:45 PM
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