My Stars Ain't Lined Up
My Wife's Birthday is in a few days, and as usual, I've ordered a couple of gifts online. The delivery truck arrives yesterday, and the driver gives the package (present #1) to my wife.
Same thing happened today with present #2.
Although she doesn't know what's inside; it eliminates the surprise factor.
I do this all the time, and have never been found out.
This time my friends....three will have to be the charm. I'll be wearing a ski mask when making my next purchase.