That’s my new puppy Stretch. Don’t let the photo fool you…He is fast fast fast, and can break on a dime. He can also jump about ten times his height, and dig a hole about half his length in 5 minutes. Do not underestimate him; he is fearless.

He cannot be caught single-handed; even two people can’t catch him. It takes three; you’ve got to reduce the angles.

You know what really gets me? When we’re staring at each other eye-to-eye, and he breaks to the left or right (I’ve even seen him break backwards), and I miss the grab and go sprawling across the lawn…he laughs at my ass.