I've always lived in the shadow of superwoman...my mother knows enough about carpentry to intimidate professional builders; she can cook, sew, upholster furniture, paint (artisticly and otherwise), cut hair, garden, and manage finances to the penny.

She's absolutely disgusting.

As for you..I have a feeling you're not quite as useless as you let on. ; )

While being totally appalled at the loss of male superiority in technology, I am more jealous of the ability to get things done while sitting on your ass watching TV that you now possess.

Damn, Sam! That's a sweet deal! My wife wouldn't even know where to begin. Actually, come to think of it, neither would I.