06.27.04
The Stretch Monster
Stretch...No...No...No...Stop...No...Damnit No...Arghhh....Stop.....Good Boy...Good Boy....No...I said No....Stop it....Damnit...Stop...Come...Come Stretch...No...No...Stop it. Damnit, come....Stretch, come....No No No...Stop Damnit....Don't run from me...don't run....Bwahahaha
What are you doing over there?....No Stretch No...I said No....Come Stretch...Come...Damnit...Damnit....No...I said come...Arghghgh!!!
It's a good thing I have a sense of humor!!!, otherwise you'd have heard some Bang Bangs!
Posted: 14:58
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** snicker **
I've been on the Ripping-Out-The-Hair side of this conversation . . . never underestimate the power of a pound of hamburger rolled into 1/2 inch balls (and garlic breadcrumbs to keep them from sticking together) as a training tool.
Fifteen minutes and a pound and a half of hamburger later, the Fabulous Miss Puppy (Codename: Serenity, which CAN be used as an outstanding examply of an oxymoron) SLAMS her butt down whenever she hears the word "sit" used even in conversation.
