He must read different newspapers than I do -- I was completely unaware we had quit the UN, and have been wandering around thinking we were a major player . . . silly me.

Actually, he doesn't read the news...he makes it up.

John Sage has a much better, and more believable, imagination.

This evening he announced the "jewels" on his Burger King crown obviously powered lasers, and spent the evening shooting down entire planets because they had an affiliation with Evil Emporer Zurg.

He claims that if he blows up Zurg's friends' planets (when they weren't home, of course), they will be very mad and turn Zurg in to the Space Rangers.

You tell me -- which John has a closer grip on reality?