Let me get this straight...Hanoi John's camp believes their site was infected with a virus that changed selected text to "s**t" or "f**k".

What an idiot!!!!

How stupid do they think people are? Misspeaking (Democrat term for a bold faced lie) is the norm for these "I agree with whatever it is you are saying" and "I expect you to believe me no matter how ridiculous it may sound" clowns.

I say they've got ketchup on the brain.

F**K 'em

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A spokesman for Kerry said he believed the Web site was struck by ``a virus'' yesterday. He then promised to get back to us with a better story, but never did.

By Gayle Fee and Laura Raposa
Tuesday, March 9, 2004

The obscenity backlash that stung Howard Stern and Janet Jackson has had no apparent effect on presidential-wannabe John Kerry - his campaign Web site is littered with the F-bomb and other naughty words!

Oy! Good thing the FCC has no jurisdiction over the World Wide Web!

Typing the world's most famous curse word into the search engine on johnkerry.com yields four pages containing the F-word, online gossip-monger Matt Drudge reported yesterday.

There is, of course, the now-infamous Rolling Stone interview where the presumed Democratic nominee sums up the war in Iraq thusly: ``Did I expect George Bush to (bleep) it up as badly as he did . . .?''

Then there's a Men's Journal article wherein the candidate wises off to former aide David Wade threatening to ``cut all his (bleeping) legs off at the knees.'' All two of them! A second Rolling Stone piece and an article from an alternative Seattle paper round out the foursome.

Type in another famous curse word (Hint: It usually precedes the words ``storm'' or ``fight'' or ``happens.'') and you get five sites containing the expletive, including an article from the Harvard Crimson and the Douglas Brinkley biography ``Tour of Duty.''

A check of Dubya's Web site turned up no bad words.

A spokesman for Kerry said he believed the Web site was struck by ``a virus'' yesterday. He then promised to get back to us with a better story, but never did.