Everyday, while in the islands, we awarded a blue ribbon to the person who was most likely to feel bad the following morning. As it turned out, it was just a prediction, because after a day of sun and saltwater, combined with fresh crustaceans, fish, fruit, and vegetables, you could drink as much as you wanted, and still feel fine the next morning.

This is how one of my mob earned his:

Making drinks in the dark.

Ingredients:

Nighttime
1 large opaque cup
Ice
Rum
Fruit Juices
Nutmeg

Directions – Eyeball It

Fill cup with ice
Add rum
Add everything else.
Hope for the best

These drinks were rarely balanced, as most often there was not much room in the cup for “everything else”.

He gracefully moved through the stages of Charming Romeo and Bulletproof, to become Distinctly Invisible.