The Brier Patch - Dish Boy

12.21.03

Dish Boy

Yeap - that would be me.

My wife and I entered into an agreement shortly after we were married. Obviously, she'd seen too many shocking results from the infamous Dr. Sam's Hot Wash. You let me wash it, and I can almost guarantee the laundry will be a different color afterwards. I did everything on Hot and Hot – both machines. It might’ve been a different color, but it was always clean. Hell, I’ve invented some new colors and sizes.

So, she does the laundry and I do the kitchen. Always.

She probably did me a favor though; I'd much rather be "Dish Boy" than "Pink Boy".

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We know your game; that's how you get outta laundry duty.

My husband shrinks, fades, and piles. What isn't ruined is severely wrinkled.

You doing the kitchen, that's NIIICE. Wish I had that arrangement. ; )

Posted by: Key at December 21, 2003 08:27 PM

I learned a couple of years ago that cold water cleans just as well as hot with the improved detergents, saves a lot on hot water electricity, too.

My feminine underware is hung on a laundry rack, and never sees the inside of a dryer.

Except for towels, wash cloths, and heavy white socks, everything else gets the gentle dry cycle, a good shake and a plastic hanger to finish drying on.

I get to clean the kitchen, and turn on the dish washer, too.

I'm not saying that men, hetrosexuals, don't have their uses, but I only have to clean up after myself.

Posted by: Ms Anna at December 22, 2003 05:31 PM

I love ya'll!!!!!

Posted by: Sam at December 22, 2003 08:45 PM