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11.16.03
Christmas

It’s always been like this, and always will be.

I love Christmas music. I love Christmas decorations.

Following are some rules for the holiday season.

* You cannot decorate your home or listen to Christmas music until after you’ve seen Santa Claus in the Macy’s parade on Thanksgiving day.

* You must eat Black Eyed peas on News Year’s day, and they must be cooked with a dime in the pot.

* All decorations must me removed by January 6th.

This is just the way it has always been.

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