Christmas
It’s always been like this, and always will be.
I love Christmas music. I love Christmas decorations.
Following are some rules for the holiday season.
* You cannot decorate your home or listen to Christmas music until after you’ve seen Santa Claus in the Macy’s parade on Thanksgiving day.
* You must eat Black Eyed peas on News Year’s day, and they must be cooked with a dime in the pot.
* All decorations must me removed by January 6th.
This is just the way it has always been.