I understand that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are headed to the Middle East on a private peace mission in hopes they can solve the Israeli-Arab conflict. What?

I’m proud to say I’ve never seen an episode of Friends, and never will, so I don’t know if she can act or not. I am fairly certain, though, neither of them have any diplomatic talent.

A statement from these yoyo’s reads: "The past few years of conflict mean that yet another generation of Israelis and Palestinians will grow up in hatred. We cannot allow that to happen."

Just how they plan to accomplish this remains to be seen.

It gets better. They are taking Danny DeVito with them.

I think we should throw the fly fishing reporter and his wife off the train.

What a joke! I needed a good laugh.