I went to a “North Carolina Wine” tasting this afternoon. They all sucked. I bought a bunch anyway, which means I’ll be giving them away as Christmas presents to people I don’t like. These other people , the wine cellar boys and girls, bragged about how long they’ve been “tweaking” their grapes.

I say: Not long enough. This is really bad, you need to tweak em' some more!

Oh well, live and learn.

Just Damn!