The first thing I think of when I wake up every morning is Polling. What’s wrong with that?

In my business, in a nutshell, “Polling occurs when one computer contacts another, they swap data, then disconnect.” Very natural.

I was once troubleshooting an unsuccessful “poll”, and I called the guy on the receiving end (target) and said – “Man, I missed you last night – I need to poll you right now”

He said – “Lovely, I get off at five”

Hell, I didn’t know he was a homo.

Just Damn!