This is "Red Dog One" to base:

I'm happily married

I was born In Tennessee

I live in North Carolina, equidistant from the Smoky Mountains and the Right Coast

I'm a Southern Gentleman

I like any kind of pepper

I collect hot sauce

I have great friends

I have known my two best friends forever

My wife has blue eyes and soup cooling lips

Favorite card or board game? Chess

I enjoy cooking

Favorite Music? Classical / Blues / Reggae / DMB

Windows or Linux? Linux

Favorite Author? Uncle Remus

I have no children

I can cut a smeller

I'm a life long learner

I like dogs

I believe in Open Source

I do not wear jewelry

I believe in the right to bear arms.

I grind my own coffee beans

I believe in racial profiling

Iceland is cool

My parents are dead - I miss them

I like golf more than football

I like to travel

I'm a news junky

I like Sushi

I've bungee jumped

I have a great job

I support Israel

Sailboat or Powerboat? Sailboat

Beach or Mountains? Tie

OJ is guilty

Americans speak English

I like Grits

I like Dinosaurs

I think military jet fighters are cool

I wish I knew more about astronomy

My favorite sound is a baby crying on an airplane

I like sharp blades

I want a tomahawk

I own a totem pole

I wear reading glasses - just damn

I believe fried Okra is good for the soul

I never voted for Clinton

I believe in a starched white shirt and a silk tie - when necessary

Money clip or wallet? Money clip

Stereo Speakers? 20 years old

I like storms of any kind

I like to grow vegetables

My best friend owns a beach house - sweet

I support the Military

I like to sit on the porch without no shoes

I believe the future can be seen through one of my wife's kaleidoscopes

I believe in the blogosphere

I believe all good pictures should be framed

I like to wear sandals - with or without socks

My lowest round of golf was an 82

My first plane ride was the last flight of a DC-3

I believe in the Maker

I believe everyone should have an opinion

I've had dinner with Elvis

I've been hot air ballooning

I sunk a Canoe - with all the guns and beer

I've taken several trans-continental train trips

kill -9 works everytime

Favorite place to chill? My home office.

Do you use profanity? Hell yes!

Do you like to make fun of people? Only Liberals

Naval Officer or Pirate? Pirate

Nationality? American by birth - Southern by the Grace of God

Age? Old enough to know better and too young to resist

Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset

Favorite Cartoon Character? My Wife

Favorite bush? Ha ha - Azalea

The 1st thing I think of in the morning? Polling Servers

Can I read more than one book at a time? Yes

GUI or Command Line? Command Line

I've been sailing in steady 45 knot winds and gusts to 60

Favorite Firewall? Dedicated Linux box